Top Gear's back! [Vote on the best Stig line ever]

Choose your favourite Stig quote of all time.

  • He once threw a microwave at a tramp.

    Votes: 8 8.0%

  • He realised before anyone that Jade Goody was a racist, pig-faced, waste of blood and organs.

    Votes: 23 23.0%

  • He once punched a horse to the ground.

    Votes: 3 3.0%

  • He is confused by stairs.

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • He urinates 98 RON petrol.

    Votes: 8 8.0%

  • Jimmy Carter wants him dead.

    Votes: 3 3.0%

  • He is stumped by clouds.

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • If he could be bothered, he could crack the Da Vinci code in 43 seconds.

    Votes: 12 12.0%

  • The outline of his left nipple is exactly the same shape as the N?rburgring.

    Votes: 10 10.0%

  • If given an important job to do, he'll skive off and play croquet.

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • His first name really is "The".

    Votes: 8 8.0%

  • If he went on Celebrity Love Island, they'd all be pregnant, including the cameramen.

    Votes: 25 25.0%
  • Total voters
    100
Was quite good but i still felt they should all have tried each others cars out, I guess mays to blame for that for choosing a stupid car and then showing his naked body to the nation
 
What is Hammond wearing, i mean, im not up and about with all these hair styles, but thats what i used to mop the floor!

And i missed the first 50 minutes, whens the re-run?
 
I did many sex wees when May poured that water on himself ;)
 
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Hammond's hair is very stylish. Well it is on on a college student, but not a middle aged man.

Great first show. That bit about James May coming free with the chair had me in stiches.

"I know exactly who started the fire.....Fifth Gear"
 
evertonfan said:
Hammond's hair is very stylish. Well it is on on a college student, but not a middle aged man.

Great first show. That bit about James May coming free with the chair had me in stiches.

"I know exactly who started the fire.....Fifth Gear"
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Kunst Museum.
 
Clarkson's rant about Fifth Gear's injuries was also rather humerous.

"That's not an injury!!"
 
For God Sakes. I missed the Wednesday edition too.
 
If you've got Virgin Media it's on their Catch up on TV thing. It'll probably be on next Saturday on BBC3 at some point too iirc.
 
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