Top Gear's back! [Vote on the best Stig line ever]

Choose your favourite Stig quote of all time.

  • He once threw a microwave at a tramp.

    Votes: 8 8.0%
  • He realised before anyone that Jade Goody was a racist, pig-faced, waste of blood and organs.

    Votes: 23 23.0%
  • He once punched a horse to the ground.

    Votes: 3 3.0%
  • He is confused by stairs.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • He urinates 98 RON petrol.

    Votes: 8 8.0%
  • Jimmy Carter wants him dead.

    Votes: 3 3.0%
  • He is stumped by clouds.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • If he could be bothered, he could crack the Da Vinci code in 43 seconds.

    Votes: 12 12.0%
  • The outline of his left nipple is exactly the same shape as the N?rburgring.

    Votes: 10 10.0%
  • If given an important job to do, he'll skive off and play croquet.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • His first name really is "The".

    Votes: 8 8.0%
  • If he went on Celebrity Love Island, they'd all be pregnant, including the cameramen.

    Votes: 25 25.0%

  • Total voters
    100
Top Gear > All.

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So they smoked a pipe which did not even have tobacco in it but some random herbs. Big Deal. Yes it's breaking the law, but plenty of people smoke in the workplace e.g. the train driver in his cabin, and they never get all this publicity. I know you will say they are celebrities but when has Top Gear ever conformed to the norm.
 
Dave is just a new title for the UKTVG2 channel. UKTVG2 showed lots of Top Gear as well, although I don't think it was available on Freeview.
It's now on freeview channel 19. I saw it advertised in a tv magazine there was a picture of Richard Hammond and underneath it said "Dave", confused me for a second!!

Why is it called Dave btw??????
 
They speed in cars every week. That's breaking the law yet no one complains.

FFS, GET A LIFE YOU STUPID FECKING MOANING BITCHES!!!

End of. Top Gear > All.

That's not true, if they did break the law (By speeding) then they'd be prosecuted so by the police. They can go as fast as they want on the track, that's private ground, on the public roads I doubt they speed, most of it is clever camera work.

You can't defend the indefensible, the broke the law simple as.

*Note, I've never said they should be punished or denied it's silly, but people forget the simple fact. Put all the honey on it you want it's still breaking the law.

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So they smoked a pipe which did not even have tobacco in it but some random herbs. Big Deal. Yes it's breaking the law, but plenty of people smoke in the workplace e.g. the train driver in his cabin, and they never get all this publicity. I know you will say they are celebrities but when has Top Gear ever conformed to the norm.

That might have something to do with the train driver being almost hidden in the cab.
 
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Yeah we know and we admit that and have never denied it, we are saying how pathetic the lives must be of those who have nothing better to do with themselves than complain.
 
What you mean the anti-smoking groups? Yeah, shocking that an anti-smoking set of campaigners should moan about that.
 
They're anti-smoking campaigners, it's no surprise in the slightest they complained nor does it make their lives pathetic.
 
Get a life?

It's their job to complain, they're anti-smoking campaigners, you just don't get it do you?
 
Get a life?

It's their job to complain, they're anti-smoking campaigners, you just don't get it do you?

Yeah I do. They should get a life and focus on some other smoking issues rather than petty ones such as this.
 
Saw the top gear one where they have to buy a sports car for less than £1500 that isnt a porsche, on the best channel ever. Dave. Was a cracking episode, James's jag was awesome :p Cant believe Jeremy got 190 out of his car. The limosuine one was on the other night aswell, thats another cracking episode, "Classically it's right, but i think if we go left it might be a shortcut" James is such a legend.
 

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