Top Gear's back! [Vote on the best Stig line ever]

Choose your favourite Stig quote of all time.

  • He once threw a microwave at a tramp.

    Votes: 8 8.0%
  • He realised before anyone that Jade Goody was a racist, pig-faced, waste of blood and organs.

    Votes: 23 23.0%
  • He once punched a horse to the ground.

    Votes: 3 3.0%
  • He is confused by stairs.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • He urinates 98 RON petrol.

    Votes: 8 8.0%
  • Jimmy Carter wants him dead.

    Votes: 3 3.0%
  • He is stumped by clouds.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • If he could be bothered, he could crack the Da Vinci code in 43 seconds.

    Votes: 12 12.0%
  • The outline of his left nipple is exactly the same shape as the N?rburgring.

    Votes: 10 10.0%
  • If given an important job to do, he'll skive off and play croquet.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • His first name really is "The".

    Votes: 8 8.0%
  • If he went on Celebrity Love Island, they'd all be pregnant, including the cameramen.

    Votes: 25 25.0%

  • Total voters
    100
i saw the limo show on dave yesterday as well, is a fantastic episode, im waiting for the space rocketcar episode to come on, so funny
 
That was on yesterday on Dave;

"Next week these two completely lose touch with reality and try and reach the centre of the Earth with a lawn-mower!"

Clarkson is immense.
 
Sounds great! I don't see why more than 40 episodes can't be added to Gran Turismo TV over time though.
 
"The only way you can get away with sitting in the back of one of these things is if you're the Queen of Britain. Or Elton John. Which is the same thing really."

:laugh
 
'It is a lot but with this, I reckon you could get a lot of badge'

:rtfl
 
some say that if he was the video ref in the rugby world cup final he would of said 'of course its a try you blind australian halfwit' :p :p :p :p
 
It's so tender and inviti- Oh sorry. Where am I again?
 
watching clarkeson driving the worlds smallest production car down hallways in an office building has to be one of the funniest things ive ever seen!
 

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