Top Gear's back! [Vote on the best Stig line ever]

Choose your favourite Stig quote of all time.

  • He once threw a microwave at a tramp.

    Votes: 8 8.0%
  • He realised before anyone that Jade Goody was a racist, pig-faced, waste of blood and organs.

    Votes: 23 23.0%
  • He once punched a horse to the ground.

    Votes: 3 3.0%
  • He is confused by stairs.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • He urinates 98 RON petrol.

    Votes: 8 8.0%
  • Jimmy Carter wants him dead.

    Votes: 3 3.0%
  • He is stumped by clouds.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • If he could be bothered, he could crack the Da Vinci code in 43 seconds.

    Votes: 12 12.0%
  • The outline of his left nipple is exactly the same shape as the N?rburgring.

    Votes: 10 10.0%
  • If given an important job to do, he'll skive off and play croquet.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • His first name really is "The".

    Votes: 8 8.0%
  • If he went on Celebrity Love Island, they'd all be pregnant, including the cameramen.

    Votes: 25 25.0%

  • Total voters
    100
Richard Hammond's Top Gear Interactive DVD ftw.

Anyone gonna get it?
 
Some say he can swim seven lengths under water, and he has webbed buttocks... all we know is, he's called the Stig.

haha!
 
that motorhome racing is quality. Clarksons right, we are rugby world champions.
 
Wrong. it was a try. England won the world cup. Discussion over. Clarkson had the best view in the ground.
 
Wrong. it was a try. England won the world cup. Discussion over. Clarkson had the best view in the ground.

Lets look at it this way, the game finished 6-15, say they got the full 7, they're still on 13-15, therefore, no, South Africa still would have won. Just because Jeremy Clarkson has an opinion doesnt make it right.

Going on tonights episode, i never though how big bloody Dellaligio is, jesus!

And, how nice is that Mercades they showed, oh and racing in motorhomes, new olympic sport? I think so!
 
This weeks "Star in a reasonably priced car" is Lewis Hamilton. Will he beat The Stig's all time lap record????
 

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