Top Gear's back! [Vote on the best Stig line ever]

Choose your favourite Stig quote of all time.

  • He once threw a microwave at a tramp.

    Votes: 8 8.0%

  • He realised before anyone that Jade Goody was a racist, pig-faced, waste of blood and organs.

    Votes: 23 23.0%

  • He once punched a horse to the ground.

    Votes: 3 3.0%

  • He is confused by stairs.

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • He urinates 98 RON petrol.

    Votes: 8 8.0%

  • Jimmy Carter wants him dead.

    Votes: 3 3.0%

  • He is stumped by clouds.

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • If he could be bothered, he could crack the Da Vinci code in 43 seconds.

    Votes: 12 12.0%

  • The outline of his left nipple is exactly the same shape as the N?rburgring.

    Votes: 10 10.0%

  • If given an important job to do, he'll skive off and play croquet.

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • His first name really is "The".

    Votes: 8 8.0%

  • If he went on Celebrity Love Island, they'd all be pregnant, including the cameramen.

    Votes: 25 25.0%
  • Total voters
    100
Just a heads up this weeks repeat is on in 15 minutes or so, you don't want to miss it if you haven't seen it. ;) Knocks the American special of the last series for six in my opinion, the American one was far too "fake" for me.
 
stevie said:
Just a heads up this weeks repeat is on in 15 minutes or so, you don't want to miss it if you haven't seen it. ;)
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Unless you have the misfortune to live in Scotland where we get the Scottish windsurfing championships from Tiree instead. Great...
 
You chose to live in Scotland, don't expect any sympathy :p
 
barmyarmy said:
Unless you have the misfortune to live in Scotland where we get the Scottish windsurfing championships from Tiree instead. Great...
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Well you are gonna be getting the commonwealth games...which will be good
 
Clarkson > Cowell.
Top Gear > X Factor

That's one of the best star in a reasonably priced car, that I've seen in a while. It's better when there's 2 big ego's to bounce off each other, it's similar to what happens on Jonathan Wossy.
 
Great episode but I wonder if there will be any trouble about the reference to that Brazilian electrician who was shot, and comparing The Stig to him
 
He's dead now and his family won't speak English so it's unlikely.
1. Rooney can take corners :mad:
2. cars>boats>public transport>bikes.
 
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