Top Gear's back! [Vote on the best Stig line ever]

Choose your favourite Stig quote of all time.

  • He once threw a microwave at a tramp.

    Votes: 8 8.0%
  • He realised before anyone that Jade Goody was a racist, pig-faced, waste of blood and organs.

    Votes: 23 23.0%
  • He once punched a horse to the ground.

    Votes: 3 3.0%
  • He is confused by stairs.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • He urinates 98 RON petrol.

    Votes: 8 8.0%
  • Jimmy Carter wants him dead.

    Votes: 3 3.0%
  • He is stumped by clouds.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • If he could be bothered, he could crack the Da Vinci code in 43 seconds.

    Votes: 12 12.0%
  • The outline of his left nipple is exactly the same shape as the N?rburgring.

    Votes: 10 10.0%
  • If given an important job to do, he'll skive off and play croquet.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • His first name really is "The".

    Votes: 8 8.0%
  • If he went on Celebrity Love Island, they'd all be pregnant, including the cameramen.

    Votes: 25 25.0%

  • Total voters
    100
What is James' obsession with cheese all about? ;)

What an episode that was! I can't believe some drunks playing billiards is replacing Top Gear next week :p
 
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I wish I watched Top Gear in its early series. I only started watching it after they staged their own Winter Olympics and I love it!

I would have thought they would have put more research into building the amphibious vehicles. I'm sure when Richard Branson set the record he didn't have a small fire on the way to Dover and he didn't take four attempts at it, being rescued and being warned by police in the process!

It must be the final of the Snooker Grand Prix next weekend.
 
I would have thought they would have put more research into building the amphibious vehicles. I'm sure when Richard Branson set the record he didn't have a small fire on the way to Dover and he didn't take four attempts at it, being rescued and being warned by police in the process.

If they did research then it would be totally un-British ;)
 
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I knew this was going to happen. A snotty nosed, politically correct group of anti-smokers has issued a complaint against Jeremy Clarkson and James May lighting the Porsche-branded pipes during the show on Sunday.

This is ridiculous. Groups like that need to realise that TV programmes are not aimed to be a guide in how to live your life, programmes like Top Gear are entertainment. The boys were making a joke about the Porsche merchandise.

The only surprise is it's taken this long! Doesn't matter what they do, there is always someone ready to complain about something they do. I don't smoke, never have, never will and find it a truly disgusting habit, but come on!!

For people who haven't noticed, there is a new freeview channel called "Dave", which apparently was UKTV G2 and it shows lots and lots of Top Gear. :D
 
The only surprise is it's taken this long! Doesn't matter what they do, there is always someone ready to complain about something they do. I don't smoke, never have, never will and find it a truly disgusting habit, but come on!!

For people who haven't noticed, there is a new freeview channel called "Dave", which apparently was UKTV G2 and it shows lots and lots of Top Gear. :D

I am the same, although technically it would be illegal for me to smoke at my age.

Dave is just a new title for the UKTVG2 channel. UKTVG2 showed lots of Top Gear as well, although I don't think it was available on Freeview.
 
I knew this was going to happen. A snotty nosed, politically correct group of anti-smokers has issued a complaint against Jeremy Clarkson and James May lighting the Porsche-branded pipes during the show on Sunday.

This is ridiculous. Groups like that need to realise that TV programmes are not aimed to be a guide in how to live your life, programmes like Top Gear are entertainment. The boys were making a joke about the Porsche merchandise.

How is that being PC?

They broke the law, simple as.
 
How is that being PC?

They broke the law, simple as.

It's politically correct because they are trying to make all of our TV personalities look like perfect, healthy, thin, happy, successful people. They are not and these snotty-nosed idiots need to realise that.

Apparently they broke the law. Fine, but what sad individual is going to issue a complaint about it? I fear for this country sometimes.
 
They speed in cars every week. That's breaking the law yet no one complains.

FFS, GET A LIFE YOU STUPID FECKING MOANING BITCHES!!!

End of. Top Gear > All.
 
They always have something to moan about. I like how in the article on the BBC they make Hammond seem distant from Jezza and May. "Hammond refused to light his pipe". :rolleyes:
 
This is utter silly- its not advertising and its not like someone gonna say " I might start smoking because james may and jeremy clarkson just did" the people who complain are sad idiots
 

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