Top Gear's back! [Vote on the best Stig line ever]

Choose your favourite Stig quote of all time.

  • He once threw a microwave at a tramp.

    Votes: 8 8.0%
  • He realised before anyone that Jade Goody was a racist, pig-faced, waste of blood and organs.

    Votes: 23 23.0%
  • He once punched a horse to the ground.

    Votes: 3 3.0%
  • He is confused by stairs.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • He urinates 98 RON petrol.

    Votes: 8 8.0%
  • Jimmy Carter wants him dead.

    Votes: 3 3.0%
  • He is stumped by clouds.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • If he could be bothered, he could crack the Da Vinci code in 43 seconds.

    Votes: 12 12.0%
  • The outline of his left nipple is exactly the same shape as the N?rburgring.

    Votes: 10 10.0%
  • If given an important job to do, he'll skive off and play croquet.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • His first name really is "The".

    Votes: 8 8.0%
  • If he went on Celebrity Love Island, they'd all be pregnant, including the cameramen.

    Votes: 25 25.0%

  • Total voters
    100
I heard a rumour.... (this was on a motoring forum) that the neighbours of the track they use have complained about the noise. Perhaps this is why Clarkson is unsure of it's future.

What losers, they barely use it anyway!
 
It's back again! New series starts next Sunday at 8pm!

Hammond has long hair though. Wonder what Clarkson and May have to say about that.
 
Wahey! I love this program. But i always forget to watch it :rolleyes:
 
I really don't like Hammond's long hair, he was on Jonothan Woss a few weeks back, its not a great look imo. Whereas, his previous hairstyle was the business.

Its great that its back though, its fantastic, but I also have a tendancy to forget its on. I'll have to remember to watch the whole series this time.
 
I don't like Jonathon's beard either, he looks a goon.
 
Well it was simply a reply to Phil's post. Rather than commenting on a whole topic. Do we even have a Jonathon Woss' Beard thread?
 
Well it was simply a reply to Phil's post. Rather than commenting on a whole topic. Do we even have a Jonathon Woss' Beard thread?

Yes, it is now below this one ;)
 
Anyway...back on topic.

Bad boys..
 
An hour and 13 minutes until it starts. New poll please; Richard Hammond's hair is girly!
 
"Our producer rigged the phone in to name him. All we know is, he's called Cuddles." :laugh
 

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