Top Gear's back! [Vote on the best Stig line ever]

Choose your favourite Stig quote of all time.

  • He once threw a microwave at a tramp.

    Votes: 8 8.0%
  • He realised before anyone that Jade Goody was a racist, pig-faced, waste of blood and organs.

    Votes: 23 23.0%
  • He once punched a horse to the ground.

    Votes: 3 3.0%
  • He is confused by stairs.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • He urinates 98 RON petrol.

    Votes: 8 8.0%
  • Jimmy Carter wants him dead.

    Votes: 3 3.0%
  • He is stumped by clouds.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • If he could be bothered, he could crack the Da Vinci code in 43 seconds.

    Votes: 12 12.0%
  • The outline of his left nipple is exactly the same shape as the N?rburgring.

    Votes: 10 10.0%
  • If given an important job to do, he'll skive off and play croquet.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • His first name really is "The".

    Votes: 8 8.0%
  • If he went on Celebrity Love Island, they'd all be pregnant, including the cameramen.

    Votes: 25 25.0%

  • Total voters
    100
I thought that too! migt it have got cut short because of what happened with Hammond?
 
Shame, still the series ended with imo the funniest episode of the series. Lamarr is a right arse though, why couldn't he have took it light-hearted like Jamelia and Moyles?
 
i think they simply didnt have enough footage due to hammond being out for a long time.
 
Well, it was six episodes, some have been longer, but wahey - there's a special for Comic Relief and it's back in the summer - and, this has been the most successful series of Top Gear EVER!! Celebrate guys.
 
"Some say, he isn't machine-washable and that he names all his plant pots Steve. All we know is that he is called The Stig."
 
billie said stig was nice, when jeremy told billie that he said take secoinds of her face went funny with those dark eyebrows lol
 
evertonfan said:
Shame, still the series ended with imo the funniest episode of the series. Lamarr is a right arse though, why couldn't he have took it light-hearted like Jamelia and Moyles?

That's true. Moyles was hilarious but Lamarr's face when the steering wheel came off was priceless!
 
evertonfan said:
Shame, still the series ended with imo the funniest episode of the series. Lamarr is a right arse though, why couldn't he have took it light-hearted like Jamelia and Moyles?

LOL - I love Lemar's reaction to James saying "Normally people would go right, but if we goleft we could get round the back." Moyes and Jamelia actually got there remember.......Lemar didn't :D
 
Can't believe the series is over already!

Best show of the series - American special

My funniest moment - Clarkson destroying the motorbike picture with a chainsaw, that had me is stitches!
 
stevie said:
Can't believe the series is over already!

Best show of the series - American special

My funniest moment - Clarkson destroying the motorbike picture with a chainsaw, that had me is stitches!

Best moment either has to be Clarkson saying "if your going to run a level crossing - make sure your going to wear a fluresent jacket" or THem getting chased at the petrol station for what they had written on each others car. That had me in stitches.
 
This is a double post but who cares?

NEWS!!!!!

BBC have announced that Top Gear will be back in the Summer......Clarkson has said, it's not going to happen though.....
 
Maybe there will be no mre clarkson..... Theres a comic relief top gear isn't there?
 

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