Matches Posted Amarnath-Kardar Trophy - Two Giants Clash Again - High-scoring last match

[AsadRM]

@Parth D Tata bye bye
Welcome @PresidentEvil

Great job Nilay. Your undercover mission for removing Dhoni from the captaincy by uselessly crying 24/7 on the media and publishing fake reports about dressing room rifts has been great so far. Keep it up. I will surely bring you to the Pakistan team as my vice-captain once I am back as captain

 

[NILAYSHAH60]

Great job Nilay. Your undercover mission for removing Dhoni from the captaincy by uselessly crying 24/7 on the media and publishing fake reports about dressing room rifts has been great so far. Keep it up. I will surely bring you to the Pakistan team as my vice-captain once I am back as captain

Real mission is to beat Pakistan.

 

[Sherlock Holmes]

Great job Nilay. Your undercover mission for removing Dhoni from the captaincy by uselessly crying 24/7 on the media and publishing fake reports about dressing room rifts has been great so far. Keep it up. I will surely bring you to the Pakistan team as my vice-captain once I am back as captain

But I am not Dhoni

I am

 

[AsadRM]

Exclusive footage of Baahubali Uncle entering Pakistan's dressing room after shattering Misbah's tuk tuk records in last night's game and letting Pakistan win:

 

[NILAYSHAH60]

Exclusive footage of Baahubali Uncle entering Pakistan's dressing room after shattering Misbah's tuk tuk records in last night's game and letting Pakistan win:

Mahendra's late father Amrendra was his look-a-like. It means................

 

[AsadRM]

Real mission is to beat Pakistan.

I was raising a snake amongst us!

 

[Sherlock Holmes]

Exclusive footage of Baahubali Uncle entering Pakistan's dressing room after shattering Misbah's tuk tuk records in last night's game and letting Pakistan win:

1. I had the best Strike Rate in the last game among my players.
2. I already took the responsibility for the team's defeat.
3. Do your research and come up with better tricks to plunge a knife among my teammates.

Sayonara. (bye.)

 

[A.P Haux]

New Coach Announced:

BCCI is proud to announce the new coach who will be taking over $hastri's duties in the ongoing tour.

And he is none other than,

Spoiler

Bazood Majooz

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"We welcome our brand new coach @A.P Haux to the team." - BCCI Correspondent

In the middle of writing cricstalker article reviewing the 5th ODI, now a hotshot celebrity Bazood Majooz was inturrupted by his maneger.

Bazood: What is it?
Manager: There is someone who wants to meet you, Bazood Boss.
Bazood: Are you a moron, Pappu? Can't you see I have my hands full with so many things? I'm a celebrity now, my time is valuable. I don't wanna waste it on such trivial stuff. Go tell that person to screw him and let me do my job peacefully.
Pappu: Got it boss.
Bazood: Hey wait a second, who the hell wants to meet me so badly anyway.
Pappu: That would be Sourav Ganguly, sir.
Bazood: Oh I see. Okay. Tell him to- wait WHAT?!

Bazood almost tripped as he stood up.

Bazood: Just to be clear, is it some rando with the name Sourav Ganguly, or is it THE Sourav Ganguly?
Pappu: I do It's the president of BCCI-

Bazood:

Pappu: are you ok, boss?

Bazood: Me? I'm fine as ever but are you Ok? WHY ARE YOU STILL STANDING GO BRING HIM HERE YOU DIMWIT.
Pappu: But boss you are still in your underwea-
Bazood: Are you deaf too? GO BRING HIM. AH THIS IS IT HE MUST WANT ME TO JOIN STAR SPORTS MY LIFE IS SET

(To be continued..........maybe)

 

[AsadRM]

In the middle of writing cricstalker article reviewing the 5th ODI, now a hotshot celebrity Bazood Majooz was inturrupted by his maneger.

Bazood: What is it?
Manager: There is someone who wants to meet you, Bazood Boss.
Bazood: Are you a moron, Pappu? Can't you see I have my hands full with so many things? I'm a celebrity now, my time is valuable. I don't wanna waste it on such trivial stuff. Go tell that person to screw him and let me do my job peacefully.
Pappu: Got it boss.
Bazood: Hey wait a second, who the hell wants to meet me so badly anyway.
Pappu: That would be Sourav Ganguly, sir.
Bazood: Oh I see. Okay. Tell him to- wait WHAT?!

Bazood almost tripped as he stood up.

Bazood: Just to be clear, is it some rando with the name Sourav Ganguly, or is it THE Sourav Ganguly?
Pappu: I do It's the president of BCCI-

Bazood: View attachment 260211

Pappu: are you ok, boss?

Bazood: Me? I'm fine as ever but are you Ok? WHY ARE YOU STILL STANDING GO BRING HIM HERE YOU DIMWIT.
Pappu: But boss you are still in your underwea-
Bazood: Are you deaf too? GO BRING HIM. AH THIS IS IT HE MUST WANT ME TO JOIN STAR SPORTS MY LIFE IS SET

(To be continued..........maybe)

Bazood livin' da Cat dream

 

[AsadRM]

1. I had the best Strike Rate in the last game among my players.
2. I already took the responsibility for the team's defeat.
3. Do your research and come up with better tricks to plunge a knife among my teammates.

Sayonara. (bye.)

Do you want me to publically expose our under-the-table dealings? It'll take me a minute to get them all over Indian media.

I really wanna do something like that but I know @CerealKiller is going to kill me if I derail this league. Poor he will have to do investigations again

 

[CerealKiller]

Do you want me to publically expose our under-the-table dealings? It'll take me a minute to get them all over Indian media.

I really wanna do something like that but I know @CerealKiller is going to kill me if I derail this league. Poor he will have to do investigations again

I've already exhausted my English writing the last investigation report

 

[A.P Haux]

So many juicy stuff happening.....It's really regrettable for CricStalker to lose Bazood at this point. Or maybe his appointment was intentionally set up for this exact purpose, knowing very well that it would be impossible for CricStalker to investigate this matter without Bazood's firepower? Well played India

 

[CerealKiller]

Both the newsletter and CricStalker have ceased operations, because there is simply too much news to print.

 

[A.P Haux]

Both the newsletter and CricStalker have ceased operations, because there is simply too much news to print.

CricStalker is currently stalking Ravi Shastri to join so fingers crossed.

 

[Sherlock Holmes]

Majooz the Math-e-magician.

Minutes after the announcement of becoming the head coach of the Indian Cricket Team, Bazood Majooz immediately organised a training session for the team. It was a math class.

Bazood said, "Maths is really important in cricket. I will be teaching them how to keep up with Required Running Rate. So that the upset of last match doesn't repeat again.

We need to do a lot of practice. Batters need to calculate well so they keep a check on their strike rate and RR and bowlers need to count properly till 6, this will help them avoid any extras.

I will do my best to make their excel at arithmetics. And ya, regarding cricket, they know that already, so not much to train there.

No photographs please. Cheers."