Building my own Cricket Manager

Maybe we can input some Navjot Sidhu statements, that would be funny..... :D
 
:D i can hardly remember what he says ,why dont u guys help out just write whatever u remeber or like ,one liners on a note pad ,put it for downlaod here
 
I remember one.

"This aggressive field is like a swarm of bees attacking a beehive." :lol:

(Attacking the batsman)
 
umm dunno bout this one but he always uses this if someone makes a 50 or a 100
"its worth its weight in gold"

flat six
"hit flat as a flounder"
 
yea i got a tape of one of Sehwags 100s when they came here so i'll watch that some time and get a few from there....
 
1. That ball went so high it could have got an air hostess down with it.
2. There is light at the end of the tunnel for India, but it's that of
an incoming train which will run them over.
3. Experience is like a comb that life gives you when you are bald.
4. This quote was made after Ganguly called Dravid for a run and midway sent him back and Dravid was runout in the third test against the West Indies at Barbados."Ganguly has thrown a drowning man both ends of the rope."
5. Sri Lankan score is running like an Indian taxi meter.
6. Statistics are like miniskirts, they reveal more than what they
hide.
7. Wickets are like wives - you never know which way they will turn!
8. He is like Indian three-wheeler which will suck a lot of diesel but cannot go beyond 30!
9. The Indians are going to beat the Kiwis! Let me tell you, my friend, that the Kiwi is the only bird in the whole world which does not have wings!
10. As uncomfortable as a bum on a porcupine.
11. The ball whizzes past like a bumble bee and the Indians are in the sea.
12. The Indians are finding the gaps like a pin in a haystack.
13. The pitch is as dead as a dodo.
14. Deep Dasgupta is as confused as a child is in a topless bar!
15. The way Indian wickets are falling reminds of the cycle stand at Rajendra Talkies in Patiala..one falls and everything else falls!
16. Indian team without Sachin is like giving a Kiss without a Squeeze.
17. You cannot make Omlets without breaking the eggs.
18. Deep Dasgupta is not a Wicket Keeper, he is a goal keeper. He must be given a free transfer to Manchester United.
19. He will fight a rattlesnake and give it the first two bites too.
20. One, who doesn't throw the dice, can never expect to score a six.
21. This quote was made after Eddie Nichols, the third umpire, ruled Shivnarine Chanderpaul 'NOT OUT'in the second test at Port of Spain, T&T. "Eddie Nichols is a man who cannot find his own buttocks with his two hands."
22. Anybody can pilot a ship when the sea is calm.
23. Nobody travels on the road to success without a puncture or two.
24. You got to choose between tightening your belt or losing your
pants.
25. The cat with gloves catches no mice.
26. Age has been perfect fire extinguisher for flaming youth.
27. You may have a heart of gold, but so does a hard-boiled egg.
28. He is like a one-legged man in a bum kicking competition.
29. The third umpires should be changed as often as nappies and for the same reason
 
B) good work nikhill i dont think iniyan will need anything more ,after reading this , anyway keep ur one liners coming ,we have got sidhu,

but now please make one for boycott ,he is my fav ,
 
which the management i think it should be as close as CM4 as possible eg/

contiuous, - it does not come to a game over
if loosing the acb (as an example) speak to you if you/your team is suffering
have the last 10 years actual tours like from 1990 to 2004's tours of all teams,
your asst. manager can get additional tours


i swear as long as we all come together here - this will be published :) someone will wont it and i know im opening a can of worms here but after a few versions it will be quite good i think the most important thing in the first version is the database and the basic management of each match, once its better supported a 2-d engine would be great.
 

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