9. Jeff, Right Arm Rubbish
The purple wiggle, Jeff, has been picked based on his promise that his bowling, the “Fruit Salad bowl”, will be ‘yummy, yummy’. Although hampered by a chronic fatigue syndrome that has already been a major factor in his entertainment career, he is battling on and will try to stay awake for as many games as possible. He and Osama form a great slow bowling pair, as they are both family-friendly sort of people that parents want their kids to go to the games to see, hence this recruiting is a major coup for the ICC. Jeff is also reluctant to wear team uniform, thinking that the team should all be wearing different colour shirts so they can tell each other apart.
10. Carson Kressley, Right Handed Batsman, Wicket-Keeper
Carson is clearly a player who enjoys the experience of getting behind the batsman to take the ball in his hands. He does make occasional mistakes as a wicketkeeper due to staring at other objects in front of him instead of the ball, but his enthusiasm for the role as wicketkeeper is enough to let him keep the role. His batting is not brilliant, as emphasised by a running joke about his batting being so bad that they would prefer it if he would just bat for the other side. When this joke was first said to him he was very annoyed, and yelled a lot of abuse from his side of the fence, as he was on the other side of the fence at the time. He isn’t one to play the ball with a straight bat, in cricket or in life.
11. John Edward, Right Arm Medium Fast
John Edward McGee Jr. is a man with a gift. Unfortunately this gift is not related to cricket, but a gift in talking to those who have ‘crossed over’ from the living to the non-living population. Also unfortunately, the gift he does have is a fake. The fact he tries to pass off what he does as if he really deserves the money he gets for it is worth respecting. He slots perfectly into this team due to this ability to pretend he is good at something when really he is just another deer with no eyes. He will also be useful in that one of our players has passed away, and one of our players has had nails in his hands and not been fed for a lengthy period and probably going by that should be dead, and another several are quite close to the end also. He may be the only person in the team with the ability to talk to these people. Or so he says. John, you are an absolute clown.
That completes the lineup for the match against the West Indies, meaning that the voting lines are OPEN.
Lineup
1. Doc Emmett Brown
2. The iPod Guy
3. Jesus Christ
4. Denny Crane
5. Bill Gates
6. God
7. Freddie Mercury
8. Osama Bin Laden
9. Jeff
10. Carson Kressley
11. John Edward
Cast your vote in the thread, as so:
Code:
3 votes – My most hated celebrity
2 votes – My second-most hated celebrity
1 vote – My third-most hated celebrity
Note, calls will cost $5.65 per second. If you vote more than once, it is not a problem. We will take the money. As long as you don’t get automerged, both votes will be accepted.
(note: feel free to throw in suggestions on who should become the ‘intruder’ to replace the one that gets voted off, as I haven’t come up with anyone as of yet)
And Shakespeare would be awesome too. Or Beethoven/Mozart/Bach....
