Story Club Life - The Diary of a County Cricketer [C2007]

[evertonfan]

Matthew Roberts Has Disappeared!

Last seen at 3rd March 2007 06:54 PM, it is believed that Matthew Roberts went on a huge binge drinking weekend with Brandon Flowers, Matthew Pritchard and Neg from 'Balls of Steel'. Eye witnesses to the drinking believed that Roberts got absolutely smashed and was constantly calling out for England cricket international, James Anderson, to be with him during his drinking session. Roberts therefore has missed Lancashire's last 3 county games and has blown his chance at an England call-up.

If you have seen Matthew Roberts please contact Lancashire Cricket Club immediately. Their website is http://www.lccc.co.uk/.​

Lol, that's hilarious. I'd like to point out that I had nothing to do with this. :laugh

 

[DJ Ager]

Only just fouind this, this is original and superb

 

[Hooper]

Lol, what a way to end a promising story, Matt.

 

[evertonfan]

Bit of a bump there Hooper.

There just wasn't enough interest in it for me to continue it.

 

[Hooper]

Oh ok lol I was just looking for County Cricket stories and saw this one, so I had a read and was hooked....But then it ended in a drunken mystery lol

 

[evertonfan]

Oh my days I remember this story. Awesome.

One thing though, why have I got Stuart Broad's head?

 

[Left_Hander]

I was hoping to click on this thread and find it had been revived.