Story Club Life - The Diary of a County Cricketer [C2007]

The Cost of Victory

May 13th 2007 - Well that has to be the strangest 5 wicket haul ever. We skittled Kent out well before lunch and yet again we won by an innings. The odd thing was that Kent didn't try to play for a draw and instead they came out hell-bent on slogging the absolute crap out of our bowling. To some extent it worked as I conceded 85 runs in my 11 overs. On the plus side, I took 5 wickets which give me 9 in total for the match. I may have been expensive but who cares? We won and I got 5 wickets.

My first wicket was just a simple delivery on middle stump which could have and probably should have been clipped away for four but Jaarsveld decided that he wanted to hit me over cow corner. He failed.


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The second one was quite simply, a slog gone wrong. Justin Kemp tried to hit me out of Old Trafford but he could only succeed in picking out Dom on the boundary.

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The third was an almost identical dismissal as this time it was Rob Key's turn to hole out in the deep with Murali taking a solid catch.

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And yet again in another case of identical symmetry, Tyrone Henderson decided to give Murali some catching practice in the deep.

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You've pretty much guessed how the 5th one falls right? Smithy manages to take hold of a steepling catch offered to him by Rob Ferley.

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It was unbelievable. Four of my five wickets were exact carbon copies of each other as Kent self-destructed. I woke up this morning expecting a hard days work but what I get now is the rest of the day off after a quite remarkable Kent batting display.


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Quite rightly it was Stewy who got the MOM award after his superb double hundred give us a commanding first innings total.

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Forget the runs conceded, it's the wickets column that I enjoy reading.
 
Wahey! Legend, another innings victory for Lancashire, so much for bruised arm eh Matt?
 
evertonfan said:
I'm 'ard. Aint no bruise big enough to keep this cricketing mammoth out of action. ;)
I know what would though, a broken nail :p
 
Nike Makes Us Even Better

May 14th 2007 - Bloody hell this cricketing lark is non-stop isn't it?! I had to wake up early again this morning to be at the ground for the launch of Lancashire's new kit deal with global juggernauts Nike. It's a bit odd to change kit when we are well into the season but who cares, we are sponsored by Nike now!


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Suited and booted; How sexy are Nike's kits?

Me and Jimmy modelled the kits in for the watching cameramen. Now it was time for me to finally get that bloody lie-in!
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P.S - Thanks to Drewska for these sexy kits.
 
The updates have been a bit sparse lately and I apologize for that. It's crunch time as far as my exams are concerned so forgive me for neglecting my story a bit.
 
Welshing It Up

May 15th 2007 - Now it's time to reveal a little secret of mine; I'm Welsh. "Shock Horror!" I hear you cry but yes it really is true. Despite being raised in Liverpool and St.Helens I was in fact born in Wales to Welsh parents who descend from a Welsh family and so on. So for this reason I am happy that we are playing Glamorgan today. It's a chance to show off my blossoming skills in front of not only a packed Old Trafford, but against some of my fellow countrymen.

Yet again Chilts won the toss but instead of batting first like he always does he stuck them in first instead. Brilliant news as far as i'm concerned because the morning rain has put a lot of juice in this pitch and I can see it seaming wildly and it won't be hard to bat on.


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Chilts bowling first? That's a rarity i'll tell you now.

I was also happy to be batting at 4 again later so let's hope I can convert my good First Class form into the pyjama version of the game. It was time to stick it to these sheep molesters!

Hang on, I shouldn't really be abusing the Welsh like that when i'm one of them should I?
 
Well as long as there's no 'Pinball' involved it'll be fine :p
 
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Well apparently the half-time entertainment involves Andrew Flintoff, Matthew Pritchard, several cricket balls and no helmets....
 
evertonfan said:
Well apparently the half-time entertainment involves Andrew Flintoff, Matthew Pritchard, several cricket balls and no helmets....
By that I do hope you mean protective headgear...
 

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