Too risqué?
I'd also like to put out a statement about my retirement.
I'd also like to put out a statement about my retirement.
It's been clear to me for some time that cricket is becoming more and more about talent and less and less about money even in such a distinguished side as the Downright Donkeys. Additionally Lord Condon informs me that match fixing is no longer allowed, which came as a shock I can tell you. Fortunately I've already made a large fortune through prudent investments in Zorax's batting and can do without the hassle of police investigations every time I play.
I will be setting up a consultancy business with my good friend Dawood Ibrahim and will be happy to advise on suitable investments. (Tassie's batting average being in single figures for example).
Good luck to my fellow donkeys and I'm happy to allow the skateboarder to grind out some runs instead. Olé!