Story Dutchad's IC2010 Story: Morgan Comes Into England Squad

[MaD]

Broad came in to bowl him out,
but then he suddenly had a doubt,
"Am I really a man?" he asked himself,
"Not unless i'm Peter Pan!" a man yelled
"Then what was last night about?!?!"

 

[pcfan123]

winner for me ^

 

[Varun]

There once was a man named Colly
who liked a girl named molly
He went to the shops to buy a gun
to impress the beautiful hun (honey)
But to his surprise when he came back Molly turned out to be a Ollie!

Haha! This one is the best!:laugh

 

[pcfan123]

That one has the potential to be good, the gun bit makes no sense though and the last line is too wordy.

 

[riz7khan12]

the gun bit makes no sense though and the last line is too wordy.

i know, but meh

 

[shrenik]

In came Ponting with a ferocious look,
Wanting to wipe everything from the critics' book.
The very first ball he tried to hook,
As he played the shot his balance shook.
He was easily caught by J. Trott,
The commentators yelled "What a poor shot".
He yelled "Oh no!!! I am out for none",
The poms replied "Jog on son...jog on son".

 

[riz7khan12]

^ thats pretty good actually, although i dont think dutchad will accept it.

 

[Dutch]

Couple of quickies:

Whilst scrambling a single before tea
Broad looked in his mirror: "Oh see!"
"My hair's all a mess,
And just look at this dress,
And why is everyone looking so queerly at me?"

Whilst taking a catch in the slips
Strauss stumbled and broke both his hips
To show he was okay
He jumped up straight away
Doing three cartwheels and fourteen back-flips!

 

[pcfan123]

Wow Dutch, yours are easily the best, no point in us even trying. These last two were gold and so was the KP one

 

[Chewie]

hahaha those ones are great dutchad. :laugh

 

[Dutch]

Wow Dutch, yours are easily the best, no point in us even trying. These last two were gold and so was the KP one

Ooooh I have gone all shy!:o

My entries don't count and I just love making limericks and hopefully it will give some poeple some ideas to work with. And the rhythm part has all to do with my music background. Sometimes it works sometimes it doesn't!

dutchad added 1 Minutes and 42 Seconds later...

In came Ponting with a ferocious look,
Wanting to wipe everything from the critics' book.
The very first ball he tried to hook,
As he played the shot his balance shook.
He was easily caught by J. Trott,
The commentators yelled "What a poor shot".
He yelled "Oh no!!! I am out for none",
The poms replied "Jog on son...jog on son".

Good attempt, not quite limerick mode though! And I like the last line.

 

[pcfan123]

I think we need a limerick thread

 

[Dutch]

I think we need a limerick thread

There was a young scoundrel called Mark
Who's postings were for fun and a lark
But once in a while
He showed some real guile
Or was it just a shot in the dark?

Whilst surfing the waves of PC
I came across a member you see
There is never a doubt
That when he is about
There will be reported postings galore before tea!

 

[Chewie]

That first one on Mark is great The second one doesn't really work for me, I think it's the last line. But you are amazing at making these up just like that

 

[pcfan123]

Brilliant and spot on I must say

Totally need a thread now so we can limerick each other and Planetcricket in general