I have to say.....
This 5-0 whitewash would have never of been possible if the Queen didn't
give your team those MBE's, it really fired us up. So us Aussies really thank
her for contributing to your pathetic perfromance. And we thank her for
giving us this opportunity to rub those MBE's right in your face and
making your national team look like the biggest fools in Cricket history.
Good on ya' Queen Elizabeth, we know you did that for us Aussies!
Maybe give them RBE's this time - Rejects of the British Empire,
they do surely deserve that accolade at the very least.
See that all you Aussie boys, our Queen does do good things for us.
What a beautiful lady, huh!?!? ...I luv being a Monarchist.