English Football Thread 2012/2013

[Will_NA]

Their nickname is 'The Lilywhites' ('ard aint it)

Tottenham Hotspur are a nominal adjunct of the FA Premier League, pretty much only in existence to provide a mediocre opposition for the other teams to play against, with mediocre thoroughly over-rating this miserable excuse for a club.

In the 2735 years of the FA Premier League's existence, it has been empirically proven that Tottenham cannot complete a league season above a position of fifth. Some believe that this is due to the fact that the team coach, Martin Jol, insists that the team are fed a diet of Asda own-brand Lasagne, which is of questionable quality but very good value for money. It is thought that due to budget constraints, old pieces of lasagne are reheated at mealtimes towards the end of the playing season, forcing a further drop of the teams already questionable form via a widespread bout of food poisoning. Either that, or they're just crap.

 

[Leicester Fox]

LOL this thread is unmoderated classic Spurs pain moment #87 Pedro Mendes scoring 18 yards over the line but it not being given

 

[Will_NA]

A spurs fan's worst ever memory.

We won the title in your backyard!!!!

 

[Leicester Fox]

What's the difference between a Spurs fan and a Bucket of ****? The bucket.

 

[Will_NA]

What's the difference between a Spurs fan and a Bucket of ****? The bucket.

Sooo true.

 

[MasterBlaster76]

Ah, sod it, everyone else is busy Spurs-bashing, so I may as well join in!
What do you think will be the biggest flogging Spurs get this season and who'll be responsible (other than Utd, obviously)?? :boxing :boxing

 

[evertonfan]

I don't know, I just hope it's double figures.

 

[Will_NA]

Ah, sod it, everyone else is busy Spurs-bashing, so I may as well join in!
What do you think will be the biggest flogging Spurs get this season and who'll be responsible (other than Utd, obviously)?? :boxing :boxing

The biggest flogging they will get is from eachother in the showers.

 

[MasterBlaster76]

Come out, come out wherever you are, Spurs fans! Your team is under serious four-way attack here!! :boxing

 

[Leicester Fox]

Spurs firm is lead by a rapist. I found another worthwile fan however, 1 punched Frank Lampard last year

 

[Will_NA]

Tottenham Hotspurs Football Club is to English football as what the appendix is to the Human Body.

It served a purpose so long ago that you can't even remember what that purpose was.

Now, it is just an annoying, irritating, painful organ you want removed as soon as possible.

 

[Leicester Fox]

Too much scrubs Will
Heres an upset Spurs fan

 

[Will_NA]

Too much scrubs Will
Heres an upset Spurs fan

Hey I made that up myself!

Well parts of it

Spurs are the rain in England, the Tar in cigarettes, the fat in food, the bad actors in movies.

No-one wants them!

Ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Great vid.

Makes me feel better about the world knowing there is a Spurs fan in distress.

Don' mean nu'in!

 

[MasterBlaster76]

Just watched West AAAaaaam get beaten by Man Shitty! Lol!

 

[Deleted member 9102]

Edit: Chris Gayle