Hello lads. You're lucky you're not the England team, because I'm about to let rip.
Rubbish. Awful, garbage, clueless, terrible, dire, lacking in ideas, lacking in creativity, no backbone, no fighting spirit - no damn idea.
Firstly, I think we have a Steve McLaren Mk 2 in charge. He was a great club manager, and an awful International one - Signor Capello has turned out to be the same when it really mattered - it was all summed up by taking off a full back (Cole/Johnson) and replacing him with Shawn Wright Phillips? Why? Why put on a player like Heskey who can't hit a bloody barn door when we need goals? And above all, why continue with 4-4-2, when it's clearly not playing to the players' strengths - specifically, Rooney and Gerrard? As I said yesterday, Gerrard just off Rooney and Joe Cole out on the left.
In other words, 4-5-1. At this level, you have to control the midfield - you can't do that with 4-4-2 - even if other top teams start with 4-4-2, they always change it pretty much immediately.
Heskey should never play for England again - why we didn't bring Agbonlahor or Bent is beyond me - the only pure out and out striker we had was Defoe! All our other 'strikers' are not natural goal poachers like Defoe is; Rooney is a great player, but he's not really a 'fox in the box'.
Things have to change at a fundamental level.
1. We need a winter break, like the rest of Europe.
2. Wage cap and foreigner cap. NOW!
3. Take this U17 team that have just won the European Championships, nurture them, keep them together, keep them playing as a solid unit, and build towards the next World Cup like that. By the time 2018 comes round - when we might well have the Cup back on English soil - they'll be ready to win it.
4. We must have a tough Englishman in charge of the National team from now on - but not as tough as Capello. He overdid it - I think his restrictions on the players were far too severe, there was obviously unrest between players and manager. If we ever do go for a foreigner again, he must speak fluent and understandable English! The players must have been saying things like 'what's he on about now?' Regardless of whether Stuart Pearce or whoever translates, that must lower respect for the manager. As well as that, Capello has been proven to have no flexibility at all, even though the system he played clearly wasn't working. Rooney plays up front on his own at Utd, with a creative midfielder just off him - it works a treat, both in Europe and domestic football. Steven Gerrard - just off Torres - and he's fantastic - yet come the World Cup, and both players never played in their best position, not once.
My man would be Roy Hodgson. From Wiki:
Roy Hodgson (born 9 August 1947) is an English former footballer and now football manager, who is currently the manager of Fulham.[1].
Hodgson is probably best known for guiding the Swiss national team to the last 16 of the 1994 World Cup and qualification for Euro 1996; Switzerland had not qualified for a major tournament since the 1960s. He has also coached many notable club sides, including Malm? FF, Inter Milan, Blackburn Rovers, and Udinese. He was appointed to his current role at Fulham in December 2007.
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As you can see, he has coached outside of England, he has also coached at International level and done a fine job - if he can do that with the Swiss National team, what could he do with England? FA, sound him out about England before he gets swallowed up by sodding Liverpool and if we can't get him, give Harry Redknapp a go - what he may or may not have done off the pitch is neither here nor there.
5. Stop giving managers four year contracts! Give them two, if they do well, give them another two and so on. And don't sign them up on a new contract just before the start of a major tournament!
6. Sepp Blatter must be removed from his position at Fifa - his nonsensical decision not to use video replays (which would take a few seconds) could've cost England dearly today and might yet cost someone else down the line (hopefully Germany or Argentina).
7. Goal-line technology, or at least video replays, or both - NOW! (Either way, maybe now the Germans can shut the hell up about the 3rd (there was a fourth after it) goal in 1966? Call it 1-1, lads.
Note I left that for last - it didn't make any difference to the match, but what if it had? What if it had finished 2-2, and that diabolical decision had cost us a place in the Quarter finals? Have no doubt, that moron Sepp Blatter will try to sweep it under the carpet, but he must not be allowed to - for the good of the game!
Well, that's it for England and to see us taken apart like that hurts - that's the first time I've seen an England team not turn up against a big side when it really mattered. Sure, we usually lose, but we usually make the nation proud in the process! As it is, this World Cup has been a disaster from start to finish for England.
Go and win the Cup now, Brazil. It would be hard to see Germany win it, or Argentina - and it'll be fun seeing how you cram six stars around your National Badge!
Good luck Brazil.
Edit: Sums up how clueless Capello is at this level if he reckons we've played well at any stage of this tournament, other than against Slovenia (and who are they).
MasterBlaster76 added 3 Minutes and 1 Seconds later...
Wow Germany! They were toying with the English players after they scored 4 goals.
David James and John Terry = Absolute thrash.
David James was the best player in our team - try actually watching the game, eh?
Edit: Cricket team doing their best to throw it away as well...
Edit: Rooney hasn't looked himself since that damned injury - it lost us the title, and screwed Rooney up for the World Cup. Even for Utd, he didn't look the same player - I think it would've been better if Sir Alex had left him to recover properly for the World Cup - in no way was Rooney fully fit. No way in hell.