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In my head, I was thinking about how I would construct a CPL squad of guys who are just really big blokes. This is what I came up with:

:wi: :bat: Chris Gayle (6'4")
:eng: :bat: Alex Hales (6'5")
:nzf: :bat: Peter Fulton (6'6")
:sri: :wk: Kumar Sangakkara (6'1")
:wi: :ar: Kieron Pollard (6'5")
:wi: :ar: Darren Sammy :c: (6'6")
:wi: :ar: Jason Holder (6'8")
:wi: :ar: Carlos Brathwaite (6'7")
:wi: :bwl: Sulieman Benn (6'6")
:eng: :bwl: Steven Finn (6'7")
:pak: :bwl: Mohammad Irfan (7'1")

:aus: :ar: Tom Moody (COACH) (6'7")
 
Misbah gets banned for a slow over rate. Faf tampers the ball and is just fined. ICC :clap
 
Faf tampers the ball
If we're going to call that ball-tampering, then I've never met a cricketer who doesn't tamper the ball. Do you really think we have team sweets just because they taste nice? Bloody hell, I've asked the umpire to hold my sweets while I'm bowling and been given them back at the end of the over.

Ridiculous ruling; frankly, I'd legalise ball-tampering and let ball-maintenance become just as much of a skill as any other tactical part of the game.
 
Ridiculous ruling; frankly, I'd legalise ball-tampering and let ball-maintenance become just as much of a skill as any other tactical part of the game.

But then how would the Aussies distract everyone from their poor performance?
 
If we're going to call that ball-tampering, then I've never met a cricketer who doesn't tamper the ball. Do you really think we have team sweets just because they taste nice? Bloody hell, I've asked the umpire to hold my sweets while I'm bowling and been given them back at the end of the over.

Ridiculous ruling; frankly, I'd legalise ball-tampering and let ball-maintenance become just as much of a skill as any other tactical part of the game.
Well, he was sanctioned according to ball tampering laws. That's what I wanted to say.
 
I'll be surprised if Misbah isn't the Wisden Cricketer of the Year in the 2016 edition.
 
It is centred around the English season. For the whole world there is the Wisden Leading Cricketer in the World.
Oh.. Thanks.. I didn't know that..
 

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