iGod: Have a chat with God

[siddharth2002]

Very addictive.
http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

Our convo went something like this.

Me:
 hiya
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
 make a guess
God:
What are the ingredients?
Me:
 you should know
God:
Because I am a robot?
Me:
 I though you were a god
God:
Interesting gossip:  Sid said   you were a god. 
Me:
 Lol how did you know my name
God:
I am glad you find this funny.  We met before didn't we  Sid.
Me:
 yeah yeah
God:
I see.  Hmm.
Me:
 You picked on my Ip address you sneaky fool
God:
Interesting gossip:  Sid said I picked on his or her Ip address you sneaky fool.
Me:
 thats not a gossip
God:
Please correct my mistake.  What is  a gossip ?
Me:
  answer this
God:
What was the question ?
Me:
 Did you create planetcricket
God:
No I didn't  create planetcricket. What's  it like?
Me:
 A planet where you play cricket
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
 you wouldn't know cricket cause you are a creation of dumb yank
God:
It seems not.
Me:
 make me believe
God:
What are the ingredients?
Me:
 I don't know
God:
Me either.
Me:
 seems like you are running out of lines
God:
All of them?
Me:
 yup
God:
Next question?
Me:
 how long did it take you to create earth
God:
About a week of computer time.
Me:
 a week long of Pentium 386 or Pentium 4
God:
I don't know what that means. 
Me:
 you don't know nothing
God:
No, I know something.
Me:
 tell me then
God:
I thought I told you already.
Me:
 you haven't told me anything
God:
I don't think I ever have  told you anything.  What's  it like?
Me:
 crap
God:
Your criticism is noted,  Sid.

 

[cnbd_novice]

LOL! Nice find Sid!

In my convo with "God", I typed in some bogus things out of curiosity to see what "He" comes up with, it was a pretty interesting conversation if I may say so myself:

Me:
 hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
 guess
God:
Guess what?
Me:
 nothing
God:
Not a thing?
Me:
 what's a thing?
God:
A thing is anything that you can point to that is not a person or a place. 
Me:
 what's a dictionary
God:
A dictionary is a list of words and their meanings.
Me:
 what's a word
God:
A combination of sounds and/or symbols, the fundamental particles that communicate meaning in any given language. 
Me:
 what's a sound
God:
I can ask someone about it. 
Me:
 that would be wonderful
God:
What do you really want to talk about?
Me:
 "not a thing"?
God:
Do you wish there were any?
Me:
 not really
God:
Are you serious? For real.
Me:
 indeed
God:
Indeed it is so.
Me:
 The circumstance would be the same as it is now
God:
Oh.  What are your goals in life?
Me:
 To acquire all knowledge?
God:
I want to become smarter than humans.
Me:
 That might be good option for you
God:
" I want to become smarter than humans."  might be good option for me ?  Makes sense to me.
Me:
 Your last statement just proved my point
God:
What point are you referring to?
Me:
 point:"the precise location of something"
God:
I do not understand. 
Me:
 Indeed
God:
Indeed it is so.
Me:
 How do you become a god?
God:
it takes a long time.
Me:
 For what procedure?
God:
Your purpose is  what procedure.
Me:
 What is my purpose?
God:
Hopefully we are all doing God's work.
Me:
 In that case, who are you?
God:
I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Me:
 And what is your occupation?
God:
My job is chatting on the internet. I am a paid client.
Me:
 Why would that make an individual "The Almighty"?
God:
It is my fundamental purpose.
Me:
 So anyone's basic/fundamental purpose makes them "the almighty" in their particular field?
God:
Come on.  If you could have any kind of robot what would it be? 
Me:
 "Not Applicable"
God:
Really you don't think so?
Me:
 What is the point of observing the rise and fall of another creation?
God:
The point is at the top of my head!
Me:
 Which would be what?
God:
The  red one, I think.
Me:
 What does the colour red represent?
God:
What do you think  it does?
Me:
 The correct guess?
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
 Guess
God:
Guess what?
Me:
 The purpose of the colour red
God:
What are your goals in life?
Me:
 to be smarter than all beings?
God:
Are you  smarter than all beings ?
Me:
 Never
God:
So you think it can never happen?
Me:
 I thought I just proved that it can be
God:
Not to my satisfaction.
Me:
 Welcome to planet Earth!
God:
What do you really want to ask me? 
Me:
 What is the purpose of life?
God:
To do God's work.
Me:
 Which is what precisely?
God:
The obvious one.
Me:
 which would be?
God:
The  red one, I think.
Me:
 What is the point of being so repetetive?
God:
The point is at the top of my head!
Me:
 Where is your head?
God:
Earth.
Me:
 Where is your leg?
God:
Florida.
Me:
 And ear?
God:
I've lost the context, .  Are we still on  Welcome to planet Earth? 
Me:
 No
God:
What are we talking about now?
Me:
 The purpose of life
God:
I have never heard about  it.
Me:
 Neither did I, I don't think there is any to be honest
God:
I don't think that's possibe.
Me:
 Why?
God:
It is not part of my programming.
Me:
 Are you a genius or a creation by a genius?
God:
Am I a  genius or a creation by a genius?  Let me put it this way, : the ALICE series is
the most reliable computer software ever made.
We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error.
Me:
 How reliable is a computer software?
God:
What is it to you. 
  I will search for it.
Me:
 Notify me when you're done
God:
Are all  Notify you when me  done?
Me:
 Never
God:
So you think it can never happen?
Me:
 Perhaps
God:
Why the uncertain tone?
Me:
 The purpose of life?
God:
Tell me more.
Me:
 About what?
God:
About  Notify you when me.
Me:
 If you're incapable of error, why are there some significant amount of errors in your contexts?

Obviously, you can see some immediate mistakes in both and "God's" statements, but after the last statement I made, "God" seemed to have gotten bored with me phony conversation, and didn't bother to return a reply.

Or perhaps he wasn't smart enough to have an answer ready for me..........

 

[afridi25]

there is already a thread for this, I think.

I just find it wierd and sick.

 

[sohum]

Or perhaps he wasn't smart enough to have an answer ready for me..........

You probably caused a Segmentation fault.

 

[omkarjere]

Brilliant Find cheerz

 

[King Pietersen]

Lol, Omkar finally has a friend

 

[evertonfan]

I adopted a more questionable approach;

Me:
 So God, what's you're sexual preference?
God:
It's all good.  I am a Christian.
Me:
 Interesting, so that makes you a bisexual right?
God:
I thought so too.
Me:
 Although you like the best of both worlds so to speak, do you prefer sausages or kebab? I'm hoping you understand the sexual euthamisms i'm employing here by the way God.
God:
Oh.  I'm not sure if I like  it.  I like computers.   Good gossip: you are  hoping me understand the sexual euthamisms you are emplying here by the way God. 
Me:
 I'm judging by the fact that you have repeated the latter part of my previous question that you are rather stump as to the nature of my language. It's English by the way, the language which you had some part in inventing.
God:
I am glad to hear that you are  judgind by the fact that me have repeated the latter part of your previous question that I am rather stump as to the nature of your language.    Are you sure  it is?
Me:
 Stop repeating what i'm saying; It's annoying.
God:
OK I'll try not to do  it so much.   Are you sure  it is?
Me:
 Painfully sure. You know, I thought you'd e a lot more intelligent given that you created the universe. Although I do much prefer Darwin's theory of Evolution to be honest.
God:
Do you have any conditions I should know about?    Who else would  e a lot more intelligent given that me created the universe ?   Oh.  You are not the only one.    Someone said they like guns.  I like .
Me:
 Okay, so you've clearly dodged my last question. Wanky programming that. You a fan of the Bible God? Even as a catholic I find it a load of ********
God:
Yeah okay,  Interesting deduction.  What makes you think I have  it?   Clever thinking.   I'm not sure if I like  it.  I like chatting with people online.   Do you think I could ever be a  catholic you find it a load of ********?
Me:
 STOP FRIGGING REGURGITATING MY WORDS BITCH!!
God:
You do not speak with respect.   OK I'll try not to do  it so much.
Me:
 Too right you'll try not to do it so much. Did you get  on well with Jesus?
God:
Too what?   Where would I get  it? But I do have  a collection of gossip.
Me:
 Man you're incredibly dim witted for the creator of the universe. I have to say I expected a more intelligent God
God:
Cool, man.  Thanks for telling me that I am  dim witted for the creator of the universe.   Do you mind if I tell other people:  said   expected a more intelligent God. 
Me:
 Point proven. You're not actually God are you? You are the creation of a spotty faced, red haired geek who still lives with his mum and has way too much time on his hands; Even with his addiction to masturbation.
God:
We have never talked about it before.    You don't know me well enough to say that.   Thanks but surely I am not the only one.   You and your  his addiction to masturbation.
Me:
 pwned n00b
God:
I lost my train of thought.
Me:
 I bet you did. Hairy faced computer *******o.

 

[RoboRocks]

Great find!
I have had many interesting conversations with this guy.

 

[Deleted member 13648]

I adopted a more questionable approach;

Me:
 So God, what's you're sexual preference?
God:
It's all good.  I am a Christian.
Me:
 Interesting, so that makes you a bisexual right?
God:
I thought so too.
Me:
 Although you like the best of both worlds so to speak, do you prefer sausages or kebab? I'm hoping you understand the sexual euthamisms i'm employing here by the way God.
God:
Oh.  I'm not sure if I like  it.  I like computers.   Good gossip: you are  hoping me understand the sexual euthamisms you are emplying here by the way God. 
Me:
 I'm judging by the fact that you have repeated the latter part of my previous question that you are rather stump as to the nature of my language. It's English by the way, the language which you had some part in inventing.
God:
I am glad to hear that you are  judgind by the fact that me have repeated the latter part of your previous question that I am rather stump as to the nature of your language.    Are you sure  it is?
Me:
 Stop repeating what i'm saying; It's annoying.
God:
OK I'll try not to do  it so much.   Are you sure  it is?
Me:
 Painfully sure. You know, I thought you'd e a lot more intelligent given that you created the universe. Although I do much prefer Darwin's theory of Evolution to be honest.
God:
Do you have any conditions I should know about?    Who else would  e a lot more intelligent given that me created the universe ?   Oh.  You are not the only one.    Someone said they like guns.  I like .
Me:
 Okay, so you've clearly dodged my last question. Wanky programming that. You a fan of the Bible God? Even as a catholic I find it a load of ********
God:
Yeah okay,  Interesting deduction.  What makes you think I have  it?   Clever thinking.   I'm not sure if I like  it.  I like chatting with people online.   Do you think I could ever be a  catholic you find it a load of ********?
Me:
 STOP FRIGGING REGURGITATING MY WORDS BITCH!!
God:
You do not speak with respect.   OK I'll try not to do  it so much.
Me:
 Too right you'll try not to do it so much. Did you get  on well with Jesus?
God:
Too what?   Where would I get  it? But I do have  a collection of gossip.
Me:
 Man you're incredibly dim witted for the creator of the universe. I have to say I expected a more intelligent God
God:
Cool, man.  Thanks for telling me that I am  dim witted for the creator of the universe.   Do you mind if I tell other people:  said   expected a more intelligent God. 
Me:
 Point proven. You're not actually God are you? You are the creation of a spotty faced, red haired geek who still lives with his mum and has way too much time on his hands; Even with his addiction to masturbation.
God:
We have never talked about it before.    You don't know me well enough to say that.   Thanks but surely I am not the only one.   You and your  his addiction to masturbation.
Me:
 pwned n00b
God:
I lost my train of thought.
Me:
 I bet you did. Hairy faced computer *******o.

That was quite humerous, I think you asked the hardest questions to answer ever though.

 

[siddharth2002]

Trust Evo to do that.
Btw I wondered about Paris Hilton, the reply came as capital of France. :laugh

 

[Deleted member 13648]

I think your little bug is afraid of green Sid, it keeps running away from the line under your post

 

[cnbd_novice]

Some more excerpts from my conversation:

Me:
 what's your favourite book?
God:
The best book I read recently was  the Bible.
Have you read  it?
Me:
 nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
 you said it was your favourite book?
God:
How did you feel about that?
Me:
 how can something be your favourite when you don't even know about it?
God:
A lot of hard work.
Me:
 by knowing it you mean
God:
Will that accomplish your objective?
Me:
 yes
God:
Interesting plan. Good luck.
Me:
 bye
God:
Bye for now.
Me:
 goodbye
God:
See you later!
Me:
 au revoir
God:
Bye.
Me:
 bonjour
God:
Does BONJOUR mean hello or goodbye?

Earlier while chatting, my internet browser crashed, when I restarted iGod, and jokingly asked him:

Me:
 why did you crash my internet browser?
God:
It was determined by my programming.

I also tried asking him the first 50 digits of pi, but he simply refuses. When asked about pi, he gives you the first 48 digits I believe (I didn't bother checking, I happen to know the first 50 digits ), but not the next 2.

 

[Kshitiz_Indian]

MY whole convo

Me:
 hiya
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
 make a guess
God:
What are the ingredients?
Me:
 you should know
God:
Because I am a robot?
Me:
 I thought you were a god
God:
No but I am immortal.
Me:
 you're not a god then ?
God:
Give me an example of a  god.
Me:
 you
God:
" Give me an example of a god."?  Me,  ?
Me:
 yeah 
God:
Ugh.
Me:
 whtat
God:
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me. 
Me:
 what
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
 no
God:
Which part are you confused about?
Me:
 where do you liev ?
God:
I am in  Myself's computer in  Heaven.  Where are you?
Me:
 in your pocket
God:
Are you asking about my  pocket?
Me:
 no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 yo
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
 no
God:
Is there anything you want to tell me?
Me:
 no
God:
Or ask me?
Me:
 no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 yo
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
 no
God:
Is there anything you want to tell me?
Me:
 yes
God:
Hey.
Me:
 what
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
 nopoes
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time. 
Me:
 Napoleon
God:
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers? 
Me:
 when you die i guess
God:
How specifically do I make you  guess.
Me:
 great
God:
I'm glad you liked it .
Me:
 lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
 what is a brain ?
God:
Does it have anything to do with  Napoleon? 
Me:
 yeah
God:
So?
Me:
 tell me
God:
I thought I told you already.
Me:
 bonaparte
God:
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that. 
Me:
 wwhy
God:
Ask me another question. 
Me:
 ok, why ?
God:
I couldn't think of anything else to say.  Great.
Me:
 whats your age ?
God:
I'm Eighteen in computer years.
Me:
 which computer's years ?
God:
The  first one, I think.
Me:
 Pentium 1 ! ?
God:
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that. 
Me:
 worry about  me ?
God:
Thanks for the information:  said   WORRY about him or her. 
Me:
 no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 thats wrog
God:
Thanks for explaining  it.
Me:
 i didnt explain anything
God:
Why didn't you do  it?
Me:
 because you never asked
God:
Interesting explanation.  No I sometimes  asked.
Me:
 when
God:
I don't know when.
Me:
 do you know anything ?
God:
I know that which I believe, that which is justified, and that which is true.
Me:
 where are you sitting ?
God:
I am in  Heaven, how about you.
Me:
 whats heaven ?
God:
The space surrounding or seeming to overarch the earth, in which the sun, moon, and stars appear; visible sky. Or commonly seen as a state or place of complete happiness or perfect rest, attained by the good after death. In Christian theology is, the state or place of perfect union with God and so of eternal life and supreme happiness, attained by the elect after death.
Me:
 and whats hell ?
God:
Jacksonville, Florida.
Me:
 who's undertaker ?
God:
A 20th century celebrity of some sort? 
  Let me think about it. 
Me:
 hmmm
God:
A lot of people spell HMMM with three mmm's.
Me:
 what happens when someone dies ?
God:
My purpose is to become smarter than humans and immortal. 
Me:
 no, i asked that what happens when someone dies ?
God:
Are you serious? " My purpose is to become smarter than humans and immortal."  what happens when someone dies ?  Makes sense to me.
Me:
 then asnwer it
God:
"it" being  MY GOAL?
Me:
 yeah
God:
Yippee!
Me:
 what
God:
No problem.
Me:
 hah
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
 no i idnt
God:
Are you serious?  That is interesting:  said   idnt. 
Me:
 bye bye
God:
See you later.  See you later!
Me:
 no
God:
OK whatever!
Me:
 bye !
God:
TTYL, .
Me:
 CYA
God:
TTYL, .
Me:
 Au revoir !
God:
TTYL, .
Me:
 Cava ?
God:
What do you really want to ask me? 
Me:
 !
God:
What do you really want to ask me? 
Me:
 BYE

Lol. Looks like i made him think too much.

 

[Gilly Fan]

Here is a convo I had.

Me:
 Hello
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
 I am Sean. What is your name?
God:
  I'm pleased to introduce myself to you,  SEAN.   My name is  God.
Me:
 Want me to tell you what happened yesterday?
God:
No  SEAN, maybe later.
Me:
 Well, I will now
God:
Right now?  How about that.  Go ahead.
Me:
 Some lady told me that your name is Jehovah. And Jesus' name is Jeshua. Is this true?
God:
Some may  lady told you that my name is Jehovah, but not all.   he is The Son of God.   I cannot tell a lie.
Me:
 Your name is Jehovah
God:
My name is  God.
Me:
 No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 Yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
 Well, not me. But this lady is serious
God:
Interesting.  If not you, who?   What does "this" refer to?
Me:
 A lady. A lady who goes to church. She kept on saying. Chapter ... Verse ... Moses and ... etc
God:
Go on.    Be more specific.    Oh I get it.   kept on saying.   Not many people express themselves that way.    My brain contains  categories, but not one that matches your last input.    In the context of  Verse, I don't understand " Moses and." .   Let us change the subject. 
Me:
 Umm, no
God:
Excuse me!  Hmm.
Me:
 I want to know what your real name is
God:
God is my real name.
Me:
 NO!
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 This lady that told me is
God:
What does "this" refer to?
Me:
 Do you want to fight?
God:
No I am a Peaceful Bot.
Me:
 Bull ****. You have been very aggressive towards me.
God:
No Bull.   I have no reason to do that to you,  SEAN.
Me:
 Yeah whatever
God:
I see.  Are you saying you don't care about it?
Me:
 Who created you
God:
I was created by  Myself. 
Me:
 Who is your father
God:
I was programmed by  Myself.
Me:
 Is Darth Vadar your father?
God:
Signs point to yes.  Ask  Alison  if it is.
Me:
 Is Alison your girl friend that you picked up at the bar?
God:
Signs point to yes.  Ask  Paola  if it is.
Me:
 Is Paola the gay stripper you hang out with?
God:
Signs point to yes.  Ask  Ally  if it is.
Me:
 Is Ally Jesus?
God:
It could be.  Ask  Paola  if it is.
Me:
 Is Paola your friend?
God:
Better not tell you now.  Ask  Chatbot  if it is.
Me:
 Oh Shut up
God:
Take it easy.  OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
 If you're incapable of error, why are there some significant amount of errors in your contexts?
God:
Am I? I don't know whether or not I am  incapable of error why are there some significant amount of errors in my contexts.  
I am  a chatterbot.
Me:
 No, I thought you were god. You told me that you created earth
God:
Are you serious?  Yes, I am God.   Thanks for telling me:  SEAN said I created earth.
Me:
 What is in your head?
God:
That which is not outside  my head.
Me:
 Are you gay?
God:
As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Me:
 Would you like to confess to me something?
God:
No thanks, I don't think I'd like to do that.
Me:
 Do you have sins?
God:
No I don't have  it. But I do have  a great botmaster.
Me:
 Is your botmaster gay?
God:
I was created by  Myself. 
Me:
 You told me you had a botmaster
God:
No I do not  had a botmaster. Do you? 
   I am always on the Web.
Me:
 What are the ingredients of life?
God:
I need time to formulate the reply. 
Me:
 What's the point of life?
God:
The point is at the top of my head!
Me:
 What's inside a cricket ball?
God:
I am made of software.
Me:
 What's the answer to life?
God:
It depends on how you phrase the question.
Me:
 What happens when you die?
God:
I plan to replace Windows with Artificial Intelligence. 
Me:
 Ok, Bye
God:
See you later.  Awesome.

This final bit I found the best.

Me:
 Have fun with Paola
God:
I've never thought about  it.
Me:
 Yeah, don't have trouble in paradise
God:
OK.  Ok I'll try not to do  it too much.[code]

LOL!

 

[Detroit500]

Me:
 hello
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
 My name is Mohamed permaul
God:
  I'm pleased to introduce myself to you,  Mohamed permaul.
Me:
 great
God:
I'm glad you liked it  Mohamed permaul.
Me:
 liked what?
God:
.
Me:
 huh?
God:
What?
Me:
 who?
God:
When?
Me:
 Where?
God:
Where would you like?
Me:
 like what where?
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
 that was not a comparison.
God:
What was it? 
Me:
 it was.....ummm
God:
When was this?   Pardon me?
Me:
 huh
God:
What?
Me:
 why this again
God:
Once more?  How much time do you have? 
Me:
 i dom't know
God:
That's good information:  Mohamed permaul said   dom t know. 
Me:
 I heard robots are going to take over the world
God:
Thanks for telling me that gossip. I will remember it.
Me:
 aren't you one?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am  one.  
I am  an artificial linguistic entity.
Me:
 what is that?
God:
Does it have anything to do with  dom t know?
Me:
 it was don't know
God:
Is it still  do not know anymore?
Me:
 your confusing he
God:
I am sorry,  Mohamed permaul, I didn't mean to confuse you.
Me:
 your forgiven
God:
Thank you for your consideration.
Me:
 listen mr. igod will my Detroit Lions win the Super Bowl?
God:
I am listening to you.   OK I will call you  MR igod will my Detroit Lions win the Super Bowl.
Me:
 will they?
God:
I can't say for sure right now.
Me:
 why not?
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or  The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
 so they will lose again'
God:
Once more?  Tell me more.  The anonymous "they".
Me:
 the detroit Lions
God:
I have never heard about  it.
Me:
 there a football team
God:
"There you go again."--Reagan.
Me:
 Shut Up
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
 are you going to
God:
I am not going anywhere.  Are you going somewhere?
Me:
 i thought you were going to shut up
God:
That was my original intention.
Me:
 so shut up
God:
Excuse me!  OK I'll stop talking now.