I'm not going to format this all properly because I'm on my phone:
I'm Cristiano Ronaldo - Princess - Town Aligned
This is the gist of my bio:
I love myself, and I like everyone to know it. I spend a lot of my time lookin at myself in the mirror and posing on the pitch. It would be a disaster if I get lynched, and as a result, the next Day phase will be skipped.
So yeah, probably best not to lynch me or it's game over.
I honestly can't see Tiger Woods being town, he's a massive bellend.