Matches Posted NO CRICKETERS ODI League | Kim Jong Un? Speedy? Christ? Gandhi?

[CerealKiller]

This slow batting will result in changes in the lineup. And the bowlers too.

 

[Na Maloom Afraad]

Babe showing 'em how its done! Mahatma Gandhi was a little more relentless this time. Expected a lot more from our bowlers, but in all fairness, we are playing on a flat deck.

 

[Yash.]

Babe showing 'em how its done! Mahatma Gandhi was a little more relentless this time. Expected a lot more from our bowlers, but in all fairness, we are playing on a flat deck.

This was on a NORMAL pitch

 

[Na Maloom Afraad]

This was on a NORMAL pitch

WHAT!!!

 

[Yash.]

Some Notes about Ratings:-

• All Batsmen rated 100
• All Bowlers rated 1
• All all rounders rated batting 80+ and bowling 20-

Let's see what that leads us to.

Signups Open

(Provided @El Loco @Na Maloom Afraad @Dutch @Aislabie don't wanna manage their teams themselves)

@Na Maloom Afraad

 

[Na Maloom Afraad]

@Na Maloom Afraad

 

[Yash.]

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Don't worry. Next match will be on an extremely poor pitch.

 

[Yash.]

THE NO CRICKETER'S LEAGUE

Round 3

@CerealKiller 'S XI v @Asham 's XI
@Aislabie 's XI v @Na Maloom Afraad 's XI


Please post whether you want to change lineups or not.

RULES - No person with a Cricinfo Profile.

Statistics Updated on First Page.

Points Table Soon.
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[Na Maloom Afraad]

Why change a team that's won two games back-to-back? Unchanged we go!

 

[CerealKiller]

CerealKiller's XI
1.

John Cena
2.

Geralt of Rivia
3.

Neo
4.

David Cameron
5.

Khadim Rizvi
6.

Schrödinger's Bat
7.

Sherlock Holmes Right arm legbreak
8.

Obelix Right arm fast-medium
9.

Bernie "Turnie" Sanders Right arm legbreak
10.

Asterix Right arm fast
11.

Goli Right arm fast-medium

 

[Aislabie]

Well, after two lacklustre performances it's out with Mr Potato Head.

Mr Potato Head

Instead, we are going to bring in:

Bullet Train

Not only is the Bullet Train lightning-fast, reaching speeds of up to 350 km/h, but it's driverless. That's right, nobody can drive the Bullet Train.

 

[Neo 7]

This league is dope , man . Just like black comedy .....

The thread should be stickied as a mark of your masterpiece @Yash. ...

 

[Yash.]

This league is dope , man . Just like black comedy .....

The thread should be stickied as a mark of your masterpiece @Yash. ...

All credit to @Aislabie Its his idea, I'm just running it.

 

[Yash.]

#|Team|Matches|Won|Lost|Tied|Points|NRR
1|@Na Maloom Afraad XI |2|2|0|0|4| + 1.01
2|@Aislabie XI|2|1|1|0|2| 0.00
3|@Asham XI|2|1|1|0|2| -0.04
4|@Cerealkiller XI|2|0|2|0|0| -0.81

 

[Yash.]

@Aislabie 's XI vs @Na Maloom Afraad 's XI

Aislabie's XI

1.

LEGO Batman (RHB)
2.

Kim Jong Un (RHB, LS)
3.

Jesus Christ (RHB, TEAS)
4.

S. Tandelki (RHB, LS)
5.

Steeler (LHB)
6.

The Whomping Willow (MHB)
7.

Bullet Train (RHB, LightningF)
8.

Chris Froome (RHB, LS)
9.

Alastair Campbell (RHB, OS)
10.

Jason Belmonte (RHB, RMF/LMF)
11.

Automatic Wickie (LMS)


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Na Maloom Afraad's XI

01 - J. Robert Oppenheimer
02 - Super Bass by Nicki Minaj
03 - Babe Ruth
04 - Doctor Manhattan
05 - Mahatma Gandhi
06 - VC the slogger
07 - Julius Caesar
08 - Bouncer
09 - Speedy Gonzales
10 - Timmy Turner
11 - The Great Wall of China

AISLABIE XI WON THE TOSS AND ELECTED TO BAT FIRST

AISLABIE XI innings

Player              Status                        Runs  Blls  4s   6s    S/R
LEGO Batman         c. Bass        b. Gonzales      6    15    1    0   40.0%
Kim Jong Un         lbw            b. Bouncer      29    25    5    0  116.0%
Jesus Christ        lbw            b. Slogger      46    39    7    0  117.9%
S. Tandelki         c. Oppen'imer  b. Manhattan     9    10    2    0   90.0%
Steeler             not out                       112   116   13    2   96.6%
The Whomping Willow c. Slogger     b. Bouncer      42    45    5    1   93.3%
Bullet Train                   c & b. Manhattan     5     5    0    0  100.0%
Chris Froome        lbw            b. Turner        2     3    0    0   66.7%
Alastair Campbell   lbw            b. Turner        1     4    0    0   25.0%
Jason Belmonte      lbw            b. Slogger       5     9    0    0   55.6%
Automatic Wickie    not out                        28    31    1    1   90.3%

 Total:  301/9       Overs:  50.0          Run Rate:  6.02      Extras:  16   
 
                                     -X-

AFRAAD XI Bowling

Player               Overs   Mdns    Runs   Wkts      E/R    Wds    NBs
Speedy Gonzales      10.0      0      54      1      5.40     0      2 
Bouncer              10.0      0      52      2      5.20     1      2 
Doctor Manhattan      8.0      0      55      2      6.88     0      1 
VC The Slogger        8.0      0      39      2      4.88     0      2 
Timmy Turner          6.0      0      40      2      6.67     1      1 
Julius Caesar         8.0      0      57      0      7.13     0      2 


EXTRAS           Wides: 2      No Balls: 10     Leg Byes: 4      Byes: 0 

Total: 301/9          Overs: 50.0         Run Rate: 6.02      Extras: 16 
                                     -X-


AISLABIE XI Partnerships

Batsmen                                                            Runs (Balls)
L Batman      K Un         þþþþþþþþþþþ                               26 (29)
J Christ      K Un         þþþþþþþþþþþþþ                             31 (23)
J Christ      S Tandelki   þþþþþþþþ                                  19 (19)
J Christ      S Steeler    þþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþ                         41 (29)
T Willow      S Steeler    þþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþ            69 (76)
B Train       S Steeler    þþþþþþ                                    15 (14)
C Froome      S Steeler    þþþ                                        9 (8)
A Campbell    S Steeler    þþ                                         6 (8)
J Belmonte    S Steeler    þþþþþ                                     13 (20)
A Wickie      S Steeler    þþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþ           72 (74)


     Fall of Wickets    26/1      57/2      76/3      117/4     186/5
                        201/6     210/7     216/8     229/9               

 Total:  301/9       Overs:  50.0         Run Rate:  6.02     Extras:  16   
 
                                     -X-

Steeler played a responsible innings on this pitch as he anchored his way to 112. Automatic Wickie, Jesus Christ and Whomping Willow had their contributions as well. But the bowling of NMA XI was really good, especially by their expert, VC the Slogger.

AFRAAD XI innings

Player              Status                        Runs  Blls  4s   6s    S/R
J Robert Oppenheimer               b. Train        25    37    2    0   67.6%
Super Bass          lbw            b. Train        18    16    3    0  112.5%
Babe Ruth           c. Wickie      b. Froome       26    24    5    0  108.3%
Doctor Manhattan                   b. Train         3     7    0    0   42.9%
Mahatma Gandhi      not out                        81    90   10    0   90.0%
VC The Slogger                     b. Belmonte     62    87    4    2   71.3%
Julius Caesar       not out                        57    46    8    1  123.9%
Bouncer             
Speedy Gonzales     
Timmy Turner         
Great Wall Of China 

 Total:  295/5       Overs:  50.0          Run Rate:  5.90      Extras:  23   
 
                                     -X-

AISLABIE XI Bowling

Player               Overs   Mdns    Runs   Wkts      E/R    Wds    NBs
Jason Belmonte       10.0      0      56      1      5.60     3      2 
Bullet Train         10.0      0      51      3      5.10     1      1 
Chris Froome          9.0      0      58      1      6.44     2      1 
Kim Jong Un          10.0      0      47      0      4.70     1      1 
Alastair Campbell     8.0      0      71      0      8.88     0      4 
S. Tandelki           3.0      0       5      0      1.67     0      0 


EXTRAS           Wides: 7      No Balls: 9      Leg Byes: 7      Byes: 0 

Total: 295/5          Overs: 50.0         Run Rate: 5.90      Extras: 23 
                                     -X-


AFRAAD XI Partnerships

Batsmen                                                            Runs (Balls)
Oppen'imer    S Bass       þþþþþþþ                                   24 (22)
Oppen'imer    B Ruth       þþþþþþþþþþþþ                              39 (38)
Oppen'imer    Manhattan    þ                                          4 (9)
Oppen'imer    M Gandhi     þþþþþþþþþþþ                               36 (29)
V Slogger     M Gandhi     þþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþ      110 (134)
J Caesar      M Gandhi     þþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþ                82 (68)


     Fall of Wickets    24/1      63/2      67/3      103/4     213/5
                                                                         

 Total:  295/5       Overs:  50.0         Run Rate:  5.90     Extras:  23

The newest addition to the team, Bullet Train had a big role in this nerve rackling win for the Aislabie XI as it/he/she took 3 wickets. VC the Slogger turned from hero to villain as he could not slog on this pitch.
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AISLABIE XI          301/9     50.0 overs
AFRAAD XI            295/5     50.0 overs
 
Aislabie XI won by 6 runs
 
Man of the match: Steeler