I feel no need to denigrate myself to impress you with my "sledging" on an online forum.
My point, which failed to introduce itself to you, was, quite simply, that once you take the cussing out of it, we all end up saying the same thing. Apart from TBNB, who seems like he is in the middle of junior high, most of your posters are almost double the age of our posters. Surely you can be expected to make wittier comments without having to swear, or complaining about not being able to swear?
Explore the site, mate! I'm sure you'll find plenty of topics which are actually quite a bit more interesting than a fantasy sports series between two fake teams simulated by a broken piece of computer software.