[Team Thread] The Stump Smashers - Season 2010

[treva]

I'm just going by the people who seem interested in this shambolic attempt at a team, my old matey

 

[Simbazz]

What can I say Treva, I keep my cards close to my chest when it comes to who I have lined up

 

[ZoraxDoom]

This team's name is almost as bad as the Brawny Bandits.

 

[Simbazz]

The Stump Smashers management are glad to announce we have a new stadium. The Stump Smashers were the first team to be announced, and today, we announce the biggest, and best stadium of the lot.

The Centenary Stadium was built in 2008, and has never had a professional cricket match take place here. The stadium was waiting for one of the best teams in the world, and today, they've got it! Seating 72,000 avid Cricket fans, its perfect for any one who's even remotely interested in the sport. The matches that have taken place, to make sure the pitch is perfect and ready for professional cricket, have proved that both players and fans can immerse themselves in the action.

 

[Chewie]

woo :happy

 

[Pranav]

The stadium looks beautiful!

 

[Gaurav_7]

The stadium was waiting for one of the best teams in the world, and today, they've got it!

The people who smash their own stumps? Eeee!

 

[Pranav]

The people who smash their own stumps? Eeee!

I'd love to hear from you when we smash your stumps! Wooo!

 

[Gaurav_7]

Oooh, Stump Smashers (:laugh) know to talk...

 

[Pranav]

Oooh, Stump Smashers (:laugh) know to talk...

And we know how to smash others' stumps as well...

 

[Ollie_H]

Shame we know how to wave our willow to stop you from doing that

 

[Pranav]

Shame we know how to wave our willow to stop you from doing that

Trust me, the ball will pierce through that willow of yours' to smash the stumps!

 

[Aoun13]

Trust me, the ball will pierce through that willow of yours' to smash the stumps!

Then it will be a very serious act of ball tempering.

 

[AkshayS]

probably we will injure all the other players by smashing their heads with Bumpers.
You guys don't deserve to play, that'll be our motto.

 

[Gaurav_7]

Now then the truth is coming out. You'll injure us? First take some time out and stop smashing your own stumps.

Even their practice includes a special training where batsmen are taught how to smash their own stumps.