[Team Thread] The Stump Smashers - Season 2010

[Pranav]

Now then the truth is coming out. You'll injure us? First take some time out and stop smashing your own stumps.

Even their practice includes a special training where batsmen are taught how to smash their own stumps.

We haven't played any practice matches yet. That must be your team.

 

[Gaurav_7]

That was Simbazz demonstrating his awesome skill in the previous season which you will be taught very soon.

 

[Pranav]

That was Simbazz demonstrating his awesome skill in the previous season which you will be taught very soon.

The Stump Smashers didn't exist last season. And if you are talking about the Melbourne Bitters, we were the OD Champs.

 

[Simbazz]

That was Simbazz demonstrating his awesome skill in the previous season which you will be taught very soon.

Indeed, I managed to run after the ball, once I'd bowled it, took the batsman's gear, put it on and then hurdle the stumps after the ball had hit them.

 

[Gaurav_7]

You forgot. It was you batting and giving your team mates some very useful lessons. I wish I could join this team and learn how to smash my own stumps. The name really is very very nice indeed. :laugh

 

[Simbazz]

You forgot. It was you batting and giving your team mates some very useful lessons. I wish I could join this team and learn how to smash my own stumps. The name really is very very nice indeed. :laugh

I do believe your trash-talking is utterly useless. We do not have Inzi on our team, we have the very best athletes.

 

[Gaurav_7]

Trash-talking? Truth really hurts my friend, it really does.

 

[Pranav]

Trash-talking? Truth really hurts my friend, it really does.

And, the truth is that we're gonna smash your stumps this season!

 

[Aoun13]

too early Pranav may be or must be you will smash your own stumps.

 

[AkshayS]

too early Pranav may be or must be you will smash your own stumps.

or We'll smash your willows in Wanderers.
BEWARE.

 

[Aoun13]

or We'll smash your willows in Wanderers.
BEWARE.

Our willow is scientifically tested, no way your dumb team can smash it.

 

[AkshayS]

Our willow is scientifically tested, no way your dumb team can smash it.

Don't you know who was the scientist?













Me.

 

[Iridium]

Holding's other way of smashing stumps.

 

[w3lshrugby]

That is a much better method - might employ that meself this year!

 

[Simbazz]

That is a much better method - might employ that meself this year!

Tempted myself! Much easier to knock out all three with my boot than the damn ball! Interesting.