The Ashes (Australia tour of England)

[Ed Smith]

I still can't believe England are continuing with Bairstow as a WK. He is just terrible!

Cant see him not at least losing the gloves after this series. Should probably go back to Foakes in the winter.

 

[Dutch]

oooh archer......

 

[Dutch]

Well played Steve Smith: we can but stand slack-jawed in admiration and Jealousy !

Thats what I call a conversion rate!

 

[LiveLoveABD]

Steve Smith needs to be tested by WADA. I respect him a lot, but this is all getting a bit too ridiculous!

 

[wasteyouryouth]

Well played Steve Smith: we can but stand slack-jawed in admiration and Jealousy !

Thats what I call a conversion rate!

He's relentless.

 

[Dutch]

Unbelievable: his consistency is incredible. The difference between these two sides by a huge margin.

 

[WubbaLubbaDubDub]

Steven Smith is the best test batsman in the world. Nobody is even close to him. The Kohli's, Williamson's, Root's are way behind when it comes to test cricket. This bloke is outstanding. It makes it more special since its not easy to come back after a gap of a year, but what does this super human do? Continues from the same point where he left off! Well done Smith for yet another 100.

 

[Dutch]

Does Roy bring anything, anything at all to the team? Anything? Can't bat, can't field, can't catch.......

 

[asprin]

Don't worry guys, Smith is nearing his weak spot. The 140s - only a matter of time

On a serious note, this guy is unbelievable. There is currently no match for him in the Test format. Root gotta learn something from this really.

 

[Dutch]

Let's face it all you English chummies...we are fecked......no way do we have it in us to get over 350 or so to at least have a chance in the match.......

 

[Dutch]

Oh man...oh man...oh man...Leachy leachy leachy.....at this level!

 

[Bevab]

Don't worry guys, Smith is nearing his weak spot. The 140s - only a matter of time

Left-arm orthodox spin might be a close second, if only the small matter of a spinner not overstepping his mark would have gotten in the way....

 

[Dutch]

Madness, utter madness! Getting Smith out once is hard enough...England could have had him out at least twice already!

 

[Dutch]

"500 runs in the series for Smith ... for the third consecutive Ashes series."

Now there's a statistic!

 

[Dutch]

See no reason whatsoever why Smith can't get a double century today and even threaten his highest score......*





*A Mr J Leach and J Roy, currently residing Up Shit Creek without all the necessary equipment, sent an envelope to Planet C headquarters requesting we do our best to jinx Mr Smith