Dr. Pepper
Chairman of Selectors
Chapter 1
The Beginning.
The Beginning.
Beep, beep. Urghhh! Stupid alarm clock. I turned towards it and it was 7am. 7am on a bloody Saturday. Dave changed the freaking alarm clock for a joke. Hilarious :. Some people are just...strange. Dave is one of them. If you ever met him you'd run away screaming in a maximum of 5 minutes. Yeah, he's that bad. Unfortunately I have to put up with him and Tom. Tom is just as bad, if not worse. He takes the other bus to main street if you know what I mean. Sometimes it gets seriously strange here and that's the cue for me to leave. We all have one common interest, Cricket. We are all serious Cricket-a-holics. If that's a word, it's not! Well it is now. What do you mean I can't change the English language. I can do whatever the hell I want. You shut up! I don't care if you quit. I can narrate the story myself. Anyway as I was saying we all love Cricket. All three of us play for the Yorkshire academy. I'm a bowler, leg spinner, and don't ask me to bat. I'm useless with the bat. Dave is the wickey. He holds the record for the number of stumpings in a season. As for Tom...he's just Tom. You ask him to bat and he bowls, you ask him to bowl and he bats.
I got up out of bed looking like a right muppet. Before I get ready I look very, very bad. And if I haven't had my beauty sleep, you don't want to know. Now back to the story. I got up and went into the bathroom. Tom and Dave were downstairs watching T.V., Sky Sports News. I had a shower, got changed and went downstairs. I walked into the kitchen without either of them noticing I was there. Dave was too busy watching T.V. and Tom was too busy watching Dave. I got out a can of Dr. Pepper from the fridge and drank half the can down in one go. That's all we drink in this house, Dr. Pepper. "Oi! What the hell you doing?!" I shouted.
"Watching Tele, what does it look like."
"Yeah..watching tele." Tom tried to make it look like he was staring at the T.V. instead.
"We got Cricket training in 10 minutes."
"Oh s***."
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