Top Gear's back! [Vote on the best Stig line ever]

Choose your favourite Stig quote of all time.

  • He once threw a microwave at a tramp.

    Votes: 8 8.0%
  • He realised before anyone that Jade Goody was a racist, pig-faced, waste of blood and organs.

    Votes: 23 23.0%
  • He once punched a horse to the ground.

    Votes: 3 3.0%
  • He is confused by stairs.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • He urinates 98 RON petrol.

    Votes: 8 8.0%
  • Jimmy Carter wants him dead.

    Votes: 3 3.0%
  • He is stumped by clouds.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • If he could be bothered, he could crack the Da Vinci code in 43 seconds.

    Votes: 12 12.0%
  • The outline of his left nipple is exactly the same shape as the N?rburgring.

    Votes: 10 10.0%
  • If given an important job to do, he'll skive off and play croquet.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • His first name really is "The".

    Votes: 8 8.0%
  • If he went on Celebrity Love Island, they'd all be pregnant, including the cameramen.

    Votes: 25 25.0%

  • Total voters
    100
and i dont beleive anything i read on wikipedia anymore, found too many errors.

Anyway!

next sunday (23rd i think) is top gear day on BBC2, it starts at 4.15 all the way to 10PM
 
and i dont beleive anything i read on wikipedia anymore, found too many errors.

Anyway!

next sunday (23rd i think) is top gear day on BBC2, it starts at 4.15 all the way to 10PM

Where have you got that from? According to my box's TV guide, it's on at 20:00 as usual and is the last in the series.
 
Sorry Colin no, the Snooker is one tonight! Damn that long haired freak who got the biggest score yestoday! Then again, from what my girlfriend was telling me, when it came back on at 8, Ronny didnt have much more to do or something, i really dont watch snooker.
 
This isn't the Snooker thread is it? ;)

Dave is brilliant for catching up on episodes I've missed from this series.
 
My mind kinda wandered for a second. The Snooker thread wouldn't interest me one little bit.

As for Dave, its good on a sunday, but any other time during the week its a bit pointless, as all the cars have been out. Not to say i dont watch them, because i do, but they're pointless.
 
It's back again :D and my stepdad is choosing to watch strictly come dancing, he is no longer a man. He has chosen dancing over **** being blown up. :noway :D
 
Cheers, Sureshot. I'd no idea it was back this early.
 
It was scheduled to start last Sunday, but it was put back a week due to the snooker. "Drunk men playing billiards".
 
"He realised before anyone that Jade Goody was a racist, pig-faced, waste of blood and organs."
I doubt that would be broadcasted now. :p
 

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