Top Gear's back! [Vote on the best Stig line ever]

Choose your favourite Stig quote of all time.

  • He once threw a microwave at a tramp.

    Votes: 8 8.0%
  • He realised before anyone that Jade Goody was a racist, pig-faced, waste of blood and organs.

    Votes: 23 23.0%
  • He once punched a horse to the ground.

    Votes: 3 3.0%
  • He is confused by stairs.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • He urinates 98 RON petrol.

    Votes: 8 8.0%
  • Jimmy Carter wants him dead.

    Votes: 3 3.0%
  • He is stumped by clouds.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • If he could be bothered, he could crack the Da Vinci code in 43 seconds.

    Votes: 12 12.0%
  • The outline of his left nipple is exactly the same shape as the N?rburgring.

    Votes: 10 10.0%
  • If given an important job to do, he'll skive off and play croquet.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • His first name really is "The".

    Votes: 8 8.0%
  • If he went on Celebrity Love Island, they'd all be pregnant, including the cameramen.

    Votes: 25 25.0%

  • Total voters
    100
When is tonights episode repeated? I'm too busy on the Xbox to be bothered to move!
 
Oh suger, yeh! I will be doing this evening!
 
Loved seeing Clarkson's truck on fire as he got to the end of the Alpine Section. Far too many laugh out loud moments to remember really!
 
Superb. Love Top Gear, Clarkson had some magnificent moments and some hilarious comments. My favourite was the one about Truckers:

"I'll admit, this is a hard job, gear change, gear change, gear change, gear change, check mirror, gear change, kill prosititute, gear change."

LOL, such a brilliant comment. Was really brilliant, really looking forward to next weeks.
 
Brilliant - decent TV is back! I've been watching the repeats on Dave for ages.
 
Clarkson's apparently in trouble with the BBC now after the comment I mentioned in my post =/. He was referring to Steve "Suffolk Strangler" Wright who used to be a forklift truck driver and lorry driver with the comment, and frankly, the complaints are ridiculous. More annoying PC Madness from the Daily Mail readers. I seriously doubt any truckers would have complained, and Steve Wright certainly wouldn't have complained, he certainly wouldn't be getting Top Gear in Prison considering he's a Cat A.
 
There are lots of stupid people in the world. Now there will be a campaign to get Clarkson off the BBC no doubt. Difference is Clarkson will more than happily tell them to piss off :D

Great show, all 3 of them work perfectly together.
 
Clarkson's apparently in trouble with the BBC now after the comment I mentioned in my post =/. He was referring to Steve "Suffolk Strangler" Wright who used to be a forklift truck driver and lorry driver with the comment, and frankly, the complaints are ridiculous. More annoying PC Madness from the Daily Mail readers. I seriously doubt any truckers would have complained, and Steve Wright certainly wouldn't have complained, he certainly wouldn't be getting Top Gear in Prison considering he's a Cat A.
If you watched Anglia Tonight, they went into a car park and asked some truckers if they found his comment offensive - 1 out of about 5 of them found it offensive. If the people who it affects isn't offended by it, then no should anyone else!
 
If a man can't say something mildly offensive on the television without half the population condemning it then the terrorists have won. Some people really need to get a life and start laughing at things that are funny.
 
Change gear, change gear, change gear, check mirrors, murder a prostitute, change gear, change gear, murder a prostitute.....

Comedy genius
 
Clarkson's apparently in trouble with the BBC now after the comment I mentioned in my post =/. He was referring to Steve "Suffolk Strangler" Wright who used to be a forklift truck driver and lorry driver with the comment, and frankly, the complaints are ridiculous. More annoying PC Madness from the Daily Mail readers. I seriously doubt any truckers would have complained, and Steve Wright certainly wouldn't have complained, he certainly wouldn't be getting Top Gear in Prison considering he's a Cat A.

Grow up :rolleyes:
 
Grow up :rolleyes:
He is right, though. It was The Mail that broke the Brand/Ross story, without their report then there would not have been half as many complaints as there were. Since then they have been on the rampage for anything on the BBC that might be in any way offensive. They claimed that a joke in Mock The Week was tasteless, and now they are trying to get Jeremy Clarkson into trouble for this. The fact is, Jezza's comment was funny - and also true. Forget about any particular murderers, statistics show that more prostitutes are killed by 'lorryists' than any other job. In short, The Mail is to blame for this.
 

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