Top Gear's back! [Vote on the best Stig line ever]

Choose your favourite Stig quote of all time.

  • He once threw a microwave at a tramp.

    Votes: 8 8.0%
  • He realised before anyone that Jade Goody was a racist, pig-faced, waste of blood and organs.

    Votes: 23 23.0%
  • He once punched a horse to the ground.

    Votes: 3 3.0%
  • He is confused by stairs.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • He urinates 98 RON petrol.

    Votes: 8 8.0%
  • Jimmy Carter wants him dead.

    Votes: 3 3.0%
  • He is stumped by clouds.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • If he could be bothered, he could crack the Da Vinci code in 43 seconds.

    Votes: 12 12.0%
  • The outline of his left nipple is exactly the same shape as the N?rburgring.

    Votes: 10 10.0%
  • If given an important job to do, he'll skive off and play croquet.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • His first name really is "The".

    Votes: 8 8.0%
  • If he went on Celebrity Love Island, they'd all be pregnant, including the cameramen.

    Votes: 25 25.0%

  • Total voters
    100
A) No I'm not a Daily Mail reader, I prefer the Times or the Guardian. Still, Dan's post was the equivalent of saying that everyone from Sheffield lives in a 2 up, 2 down and works in a mine. Just a stupid stereotype

B) No point in me trying with the incredibly left wing base of the forum

Oh and I just watched Top Gear on iPlayer. Pure class, although the Clarkson comment in no way deserved the out-cry it got
 
I see your point, but to be fair, he didn't see all daily mail readers, and if we're being honest, it is daily mail readers who have made the nonsense going on at the moment such a big fuss. They were the ones who reported it and thought of any negative story of Brand they could during the week after, despite it only receiving 2 complaints for about a week after it was aired.
 
Oh I am not denying that maybe on this occassion it might have been down to Daily Mail readers. My issue is with the way a whole swathe of people who read one paper are grouped into a giant group on how they think. But yeah as I said earlier, you get used to these outlandish views constantly being expressed by the left thinking members on the forum.

Oh and I do think the Brand stuff was out of order, no matter what his grand-daughter does, he is a true gentleman and didn't deserve that (but that is for a different thread ;))
 
Don't group Daily Mail readers with members who's politics are on the Left, they are polar opposites :p
 
Stop defending daily mail readers, they are scum. I don't think our political views have anything to do withthis either, it's just that they're morons. Watching question time yesterday it appears they want the BBC to have no entertainment on it whatsoever and all they want it to be is documentarys and the news. :p Thankfully most of the people that read the mail will be dead soon.
 
Stop defending daily mail readers, they are scum. I don't think our political views have anything to do withthis either, it's just that they're morons. Watching question time yesterday it appears they want the BBC to have no entertainment on it whatsoever and all they want it to be is documentarys and the news. :p Thankfully most of the people that read the mail will be dead soon.

Your calling my mum scum and a moron?

Stop being a sheep and have a fricking opinion instead of just jumping on the band-wagon
 
My issue is with the way a whole swathe of people who read one paper are grouped into a giant group on how they think.

B) No point in me trying with the incredibly left wing base of the forum

these outlandish views constantly being expressed by the left thinking members on the forum.

So it's not ok to lump Daily Mail readers into a giant group but is is apparently ok to do that with the off-their rockers, communist loonies who make up the left-wing base? ;)

I'll just quote Churchill at you: (also attributed to about 48 other people)

If a man is not a socialist by the time he is 20, he has no heart. If he is not a conservative by the time he is 40, he has no brain.

Back on topic...

Anyone else think they should have made the trucks drive through a caravan?
 
So it's not ok to lump Daily Mail readers into a giant group but is is apparently ok to do that with the off-their rockers, communist loonies who make up the left-wing base? ;)

Yep, your conspiring with the North Koreans to ban the National Anthem ;)

Also I wasn't rude about you communists (;)) I just said there is no point in trying
 
Yep, and to quote what my digibox tells me:

Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond and James May travel to the US to take three new generation muscle cars on an epic road trip from San Francisco to the heart Utah.
 
Your calling my mum scum and a moron?

Stop being a sheep and have a fricking opinion instead of just jumping on the band-wagon
fraid so mate. so's mine.

Being a sheep? I think you'll find that's the people who read the daily mail. Complaints were very low before they kick up a fuss. Because my opinion is similar to that of a lot of people it doesn't count. Sound logic there.
 
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Clarkson is an absolute ledge :D Sorry about not putting the GT2s time on the board :D
 
No-one expected him to apologise. Kinda disappointed that's all he said. Thought he was gona go off on DM readers.
 

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