Uncyclopedia- The content-free encyclopedia

[shravi]

I don't know if any of you have heard of this site, or whether it's been posted here before, but it's quite funny.


Wikipedia describes it as:

Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia, is a satirical parody of Wikipedia The site was launched on January 5, 2005 by Jonathan Huang and an unnamed counterpart. The Uncyclopedia logo is a hollowed potato, a spoof of Wikipedia's globe logo.

Here is the link.

 

[cnbd_novice]

Yeah, found out about it couple of weeks ago-when my classmates were editing some articles in there instead of doing school work in the library. Good for a laugh, but don't really keep notice as it is of no use to me.
Good find though .

 

[Will_NA]

England (pronounced ing-ger-lund) is widely regarded as the largest export of jealous haters of Scotland (and also jobs for Scottish migrants) in the world.

:laugh :rtfl

 

[voldemort]

Hilarious! I searched atom and came across this:

Atoms are the "Building Blocks of Matter". These impossibly tiny blocks have microscopic bumps or indentations that allow them to snap together to form molecules. They come in various shapes and sizes, known as elements.

For example, Hydrogen is a "onesy", meaning it has one bump and one indentation, while Oxygen is a "twosey", so it has two of each. That means you can hook two Hydrogen atoms to one Oxygen atom, forming H2O, a.k.a., milk.

also:

No one has ever seen an atom

Ask any atomist this question: you'll be sure that they'll be stumped: or laugh in your face "Have you even seen an atom." No matter what atomist propaganda there is to the contrary, no one has seen an atom. The only way to belief in this preposterous hoax is to have faith in science, which aparantly can tell you all about stuff you haven't seen, can't see, and will never see anyway! Ahead, we'll expose the so-called "experiments" that the atomists have used, which border on the paranormal.

EDIT: Search United Arab Emirates... Zorax will be offended...

 

[Griffo]

the most useless thing on the internet not even funny

 

[smssia0112]

Haha, that's awesome! It's amazing reading through all of the articles about everything!

 

[ZoraxDoom]

EDIT: Search United Arab Emirates... Zorax will be offended...

You live in UAE too!
Seems like a great site, gotta check it out

“I've often found myself caught on a few sticky wickets”


~ Noel Coward on Cricket
“Nobody understands cricket. Unless they know what a crumpet is. Or snooker”


~ Oscar Wilde on Cricket and the British in general
“Cricket confuses me - its the only sport in the world in which you get points for hitting the ball into the crowd and yet its the cricket players with the god damn protective gear!”


~ Confused Guy on Cricket
“If you think you understand cricket, you don't understand cricket”


~ Richard Feynman on Cricket
“Marvellous game, Simply Marvellous”


~ Richie Benaud on Cricket
“Every cricketer knows that 69 for 2 is a great place to be”


~ Shane Warne on the texting scandal
“In Soviet Russia, cricket doesn't understand YOU!!!”


~ Russian Reversal on Cricket
“Five-nil, five-nil, five-nil, five-nil ...”


~ Australian cricket supporters on the results of last Ashes series
“You all live in a convict colony! A convict colony! A convict colony!”


~ the Barmy Army on the aforementioned Australian cricket supporters
“They like playing with their balls”


~ Captain Obvious on Cricket

 

[Skater]

?Every cricketer knows that 69 for 2 is a great place to be?


~ Shane Warne on the texting scandal

:rtfl

 

[andrew_nixon]

This is by far the finest material on the site: http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Geoff_Boycott's_Grandmother

 

[Skater]

This is by far the finest material on the site: http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Geoff_Boycott's_Grandmother

Yes I have heard that. Damn funny.

 

[morgieb]

This is by far the finest material on the site: http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Geoff_Boycott's_Grandmother

Tried to show it onto cricketweb but they didn't find it funny.

The 20 World Wars on there are quite funny also.

The cricket stuff are quite good also, espically Age of Umpires :laugh

Found it on this ICC website.

Also it stated that Kurt Cobain got murdered.]

And stuff on Kitten-Huffing.

 

[smssia0112]

This one is quite funny:

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Peter_Crouch

 

[shravi]

That's a great find andrew_nixon; it's very funny.

This isn't very funny but it's interesting to see how bored some people are.