@A.P Haux awaiting Ravi Shastri's first contribution to CricStalker
CRICSTALKER SPECIAL
Since we are short of people we have nothing but special content
After the BCCI mercilessly decided to recruit our top dog reporter, we naturally decided to turn to the recently sacked Ravi Shastri to be the one to fill his position. Unfortunately, upon getting the permission to conduct a special interview after a lot of shoe licking, Shastri's reception to our offer was not entirely positive. He took our offer as an attempt to ridicule his current inadequate position and reacted to us in the following fashion:
Considering all the lore around his mood and behavior, we couldn't dare to take this any further.
Our attempt was not entirely futile, fortunately. In our attempts in getting Ravi Shastri on board, we somehow coincidentally managed to come into contact with former Pakistani cricketer and current social media star (self proclaimed), Umar Akmal.
Pose me photograph man! I am star of when night fall, shine bright after sun drown.
After listening to our quest of recruiting a star member to our team, he showed his interest in cooperating with us as the new writer of CricStalker. So we, desperate for more people on board and resuming our proceedings, had no choice but to regrettably accept his offer. Umar is delighted to be a part of our CricStalker family and has expressed his delight in all his social media pages writing the following post:
"I happy to annouce as new stalker for @CricStalker. I read they're stalking very much. I read @BazoodMeow also very much. Bazzod is new coach, so I is new stalker. I stalk will all my power."
Now with Umar on board, we will soon resume our proceedings. We look forward to covering everything about the Akram Tendulkar trophy from now onwards. I hope you keep following CricStalker and keep supporting us till the very end.