Don Bradman Cricket in the Press

[Dutch]

I don't wish to know what a sticky wicket might be...

Although I would be interested in deep fine leg and a wrong 'un

 

[blockerdave]

Or a wristy stroke to leg...

 

[barmyarmy]

As long as there's no third man involved.

 

[Dutch]

Or a wristy stroke to leg...

Hi hi....Sweet, flowing stroke through the covers!?

 

[blockerdave]

Probing the corridor?

 

[Dutch]

As long as there's no third man involved.

There will be bitter dissapointment if it turns out to be another no ball....[DOUBLEPOST=1428344908][/DOUBLEPOST]

Probing the corridor?

Ooh dangerous....teasing the corridor of uncertainty.....could be an early finish!

 

[blockerdave]

Given we've managed to come up with all this I'm amazed there was never a cricketing Carry On film...

 

[Dutch]

Given we've managed to come up with all this I'm amazed there was never a cricketing Carry On film...

Carry On Stumping

Oooh go on matron, show us round the oval.....




Right, time for a lie down one feels....

 

[blockerdave]

It writes itself... Sid James plays a former England International who is sentenced to community service coaching Upper Titsfield for their upcoming match against bitter rivals Greater Fagley led by Kenneth Williams. Barbara Windsor will be a local housewife... Hattie Jacques in charge of the teas, Charles Hawtrey as a vicar/umpire...

 

[blockerdave]

Actually, Barbara Windsor should be the groundsman's daughter, allowing us jokes about "plenty of bounce" and "grass on the pitch"...

 

[Dutch]

Actually, Barbara Windsor should be the groundsman's daughter, allowing us jokes about "plenty of bounce" and "grass on the pitch"...

As in; ooher I d like to put a heavy roller on her pitch.....

 

[Chief]

Given we've managed to come up with all this I'm amazed there was never a cricketing Carry On film...

It's a new series of "Follow on" films.

 

[blockerdave]

It's a new series of "Follow on" films.

This is EXACTLY what Kickstarter is for...

 

[IceAgeComing]

It's a new series of "Follow on" films.

Chief is currently holder of the post of the year award

 

[blockerdave]

It writes itself... Sid James plays a former England International who is sentenced to community service coaching Upper Titsfield for their upcoming match against bitter rivals Greater Fagley led by Kenneth Williams. Barbara Windsor will be a local housewife... Hattie Jacques in charge of the teas, Charles Hawtrey as a vicar/umpire...

Edit... after giving this far too much thought, I have decided the village names should be Great Titsfield and Fagley Bottom.