Downright Donkeys Team Thread - 2009

[ZoraxDoom]

Juxtaposition. OMG!!

Right. I crashed my laptop hardisk, had my entire memory wiped, lost all my songs, games, installed programs, and sitcom episodes, along with several family photos, just to get out of starting my posts with two words...

 

[MattW]

Yep. Sounds like something you'd do.

 

[King Cricket]

The Donkeys will just keep on braying this season, and see the other teams crush them into pieces, with sobbing eyes. Finally, Zorax will resign and soon after that the team will become extinct.


Says King Cricket. World's no 1 fortune teller. :cool::cool:

 

[KBC]

Thanks for that.

You're as sharp as marble.

 

[MattW]

You're as sharp as marble.

Marble can be fairly pointy if you sharpen it. Thinking of marbles perhaps? But even them, those things are pretty dangerous. What's worse, pointy or round?

Think of cricket, you are worried about fielding the ball, not stealing the pointy bat.

 

[King Cricket]

Talk about lecturing.

 

[KBC]

Lecture ends.

 

[Therbs]

Well, here we are again looking into the maw of what should be another highly season where we make a killing but don't win any competitions. As it should be.
Now before we start the season I'd like to welcome any newcomers to the Donkeys' stable and reassure them that while we may not win a lot of games, our raison d'etre is to keep our investors happy, thereby ensuring that we add to our luxury yacht, Caribbean resort and private jet. Do not concern yourselves with the scorecard, simply bask in the joy of sipping expensive libations whilst being "attended to" by well-proportioned young ladies who believe that clothing is oppressive.

 

[SciD]

Someone invited me to my old home.

 

[KBC]

*Shoo* *Shoo*

 

[ZoraxDoom]

Great job lads, off to a good start this season. Kudos to Tassie, Myself and Jakester. Shame upon Panda and KBC. You two need to improve dramatically. Therbs, Brute Edge and Foxy could also do a lot better.

 

[KBC]

Bribe me, I'll play well.

 

[KBC]

BTW, I think we'd play Brute Edge.

 

[ZoraxDoom]

http://www.planetcricket.org/forums/planetcricket-cricsim-league/new-average-upgrades-54797.html

Right. As I have limited computer access, I would really appreciate it if someone could do the counting for me until I get my laptop back in about 10 days. Count up the posts and post it over here.

I should also get about PMing all team members to post. Well, those who want to perform to post. I really couldn't care less either way. The only really active players in this squad are myself, Therbs, KBC, WHM and Foxy. Jakester is active, but said he isn't interested in the PCCL. Burnsy is somewhat active, someone should alert him to this. Tassie and Panda have more or less left. And everyone knows Pal can't be bothered to post...

 

[KBC]

Don't worry, Zorax. I think i'll help out. If not me, We've enough members to do that.