Hey, dissing the good book... ?
Not sure if that's a question you wanted answered. I dissed religion. I don't have a problem with the bible per se, its the fact people take it as gospel and construct religions around it I don't like. But each to their own type thing.
What would you grab if your house was on fire:
The wife and kids?
We live in a bushfireish area and have a box buried in the ground with all our really important documents and photos, some cash etc.
What was your favorite childhood toy
It was called a fird. Combination Fish and Bird. I later found it out it was associated with the TV series 'Firffels' which I never saw.
What was your worst job
Never had one I truly hated.
What does your name mean
A falsified document resembling a travel document?
How do you spend your free time, and where do you like to go
What is free time? I quite like just driving so quite often do that at mindnight
What role models do you respect the most
Sir Edmund Hillary
Where were you born
Adelaide
What’s one thing on your bucket list
Do the rocky mountaineer trip in Canada
Are you a troublemaker
In some cases yes, in some cases no. I love to game systems and find loopholes. Whether that is in a Mafia game here or getting out of speeding ticket by finding technicalities in the law. For example, I hated primary school. So mum would drop me off, I would run through the school, out the gate across the other side and take off. The school threatened to make me a ward of the state by involving child services. I told them (at like, age 11) that I deliberately run through the school to transfer responsibility for me from mum to them and if they involved child services Id take them on for failing to act 'in loco parentis' since mum was dropping me to school dressed with all my gear, a good lunch on time every day. There was another time the teacher kept me in class thorough some of recess for something I didn't do. I refused to come back with the other kids citing the law that said I was to have a legal 'free play' break and that by being contained they were denying me that right.
They actually changed the law within 6 months of that!.
So, in some ways yes. In my head though its fair game. I was always good if I went somewhere, I would be nice and polite etc, so not a trouble maker all the time, just when i felt it appropriate. Teachers except for a couple loved having me in the class...
Who is your best friend and what do you love about him/her
I'm not a particularly social person. It would be some cheesy answer about the wife.
What’s one place you really want to travel to
Canada
What makes you really irritated? Especially something other people do that irritates you!
People who dont realise they cant drive.
If you were a woman for a day, what would be the first thing you do
Have sex and experience the female orgasm.
What’s one thing that’s happened to you that has made you a stronger person
Getting over fear of public speaking.
What’s one thing you’d love to learn more about
Oh god. Everything.
Where is one place you feel most like yourself
Cricket field or at uni.
What is something you’ve never done that you’ve always wanted to do
Play the pipes at the Edinburgh Military Tattoo
Where is your favorite place to escape to
The drive through of a Maccas or ideally Hungry Jacks. Else load up a sniper game and headshot some enemies
If you could change one thing about yourself what would it be
Probably the fact that my favourite place to escape involves food. Its not particularly healthy.
What is your biggest fear
Snakes - Not entirely irrational where I live but I take it too far.
When you were younger what did you think you were going to be when you grew up
Lawyer.
What is the craziest thing you’ve ever done
Any of the situations in the troublemaker question probably. I also got drunk a few times at ages 2/3 which probably qualifies.
Do you easily accept compliments? Or do you hate compliments
I can take them, but I was always atrocious at reading whether things were compliments or flirting when I was younger.
How seriously do you take horoscopes
About as seriously as I take Santa delivering me presents. The idea that you are imparted with characteristics based on what is all is is stupid.
Do you have any regrets? What’s your biggest one
Not that I can think of.
