so it's my pick. and you've been rubbish help. This round has bee ludicrous in my opinion. OK, so I expected tendulkar to be done, and lara and warne, but the rest???
ok, so I'm picking
Muttiah Muralitharan since you're all complete idiots. In all honesty, I wasn't planning to, I wanted to have a bit of fun in this round and I had some leftfield choices, but the thought of murali going unpicked was criminal.
So why murali? well, it should almost speak for itself but there are a few particular points I'd like to make that are beyond the usual stuff you hear about murali.
5 wicket hauls. I did a bit of fiddling with stats a while ago and made an interesting discovery. That a team which has a player in their line up that takes a 5 wicket haul, is more statistically likely to be the winner than a team with a century scorer. That is, in terms of those personal landmarks, a bowler taking a 5 wicket haul is actually more important than than a 100. ok, now, lets take a moment to consider tendulkar, the man most concede is the best batsman since bradman, he has 51 test hundreds in a career that is almost uniquely long. Murali has 67 five wicket hauls.
This is perhaps the single greatest match winner in cricketing history, which is probably why he has more "man of the series" awards than any other player in history, some people have used murali's tendency to bowl all through the innings, therefor giving himself more chances to get wickets against him. to those people I say "are you serious?" he bowled relentlessly, took on the mantle of attack leader and never shunned his responsibility, bowled early in the first innings when most spinners would be expecting to spend a couple of sessions at fine leg, and you use this against him? he was a whole new thing, a bowler than bowled longer than others, a spinner that attacked in any conditions, a slow bowling strike bowler against teams top orders, not mopping up the tails are traditional. He's so hard to appreciate because he's never been seen before and will probably never be seen again. Furthermore he did this all on wickets most people will tell you are blighted for being flat.
I would also like to say something regarding the arm. Now, I'm not a religious man, not by any means, but if I was well then I might be doffing my cap skyward for murali. Isn't it nice that in a game that prides itself on tradition, but since the 50s has seen constant technoligal advancement; bats have become more powerful, and more forgiving, pads have got lighter, less encumbering, helmets have been introduced... the modern batsman stands like some futuristic gladiator in his crease. The bowler? well, like always he's got his hands, his arm and the one piece of equipment that's stayed the same for years: the ball. well, if there was a god, perhaps he had other ideas. Perhaps he thought, he could a little trick with bone, and muscle, and sinew. Perhaps he was just reminding batsmen that when it came to technoligical warfare, not to count him out, and so he gave them murali to face. With his crooked arm, his elastic wrist and his permanently dislocated soldier. And he taught them a thing or two.