Guys stop dissing that genius of a poster, citing CT in Eng, and WC SF in Aus, and WT20 in SA and saying those venues clearly donot have sub-continental pitches, so how come India did well there.
It is well known that BCCI has a secret helicopter, made from alien tech, that only BCCI has, because it has so much money that it used the money to bribe the aliens into giving them this tech (oh damn you evil BCCI), that made the helicopter, which is undectable on any radar.
During CT in Eng, WC SF run in Aus, and WT20 in SA, The BCCI took this alien helicopter, and attached on it a sub-continent pitch of its choice, that its thought will best suit India for that particular game, and flew it to the ground. The reason no one ever saw this helicopter is because the alien technology is so good that not only is the helicopter undetectable to any radar, its totally invisible on earth, so no can ever see it. Then once the pitch reporting was done, the helicopter dug out the old pitch and dropped in the sub-continent pitch it had selected to help India. No one ever saw this happening, because ... duh ... awesome alien tech obviously.
Then India played on that pitch and won. BCCI was also taking the pitch to the WC SF, but then thought against it, as it said, India have been winning a lot lately, and someone could get suspicious. BCCI clearly doesn't want anyone getting suspicious about its awesome alien tech, and then snooping around. So BCCI said lets give someone else a chance now.
It is well known that BCCI has a secret helicopter, made from alien tech, that only BCCI has, because it has so much money that it used the money to bribe the aliens into giving them this tech (oh damn you evil BCCI), that made the helicopter, which is undectable on any radar.
During CT in Eng, WC SF run in Aus, and WT20 in SA, The BCCI took this alien helicopter, and attached on it a sub-continent pitch of its choice, that its thought will best suit India for that particular game, and flew it to the ground. The reason no one ever saw this helicopter is because the alien technology is so good that not only is the helicopter undetectable to any radar, its totally invisible on earth, so no can ever see it. Then once the pitch reporting was done, the helicopter dug out the old pitch and dropped in the sub-continent pitch it had selected to help India. No one ever saw this happening, because ... duh ... awesome alien tech obviously.
Then India played on that pitch and won. BCCI was also taking the pitch to the WC SF, but then thought against it, as it said, India have been winning a lot lately, and someone could get suspicious. BCCI clearly doesn't want anyone getting suspicious about its awesome alien tech, and then snooping around. So BCCI said lets give someone else a chance now.
