used2bcool
Club Captain
Re: Dhoni and the umpiring standards saga
Dear MS/Sachin/Kumble,
Own up to the fact that you used the UDRS horribly the first time around and got shown up by SL who successfully challenged 11 decisions to your 1. Also realise that complaining about umpiring right after you and your board spurned the UDRS is likely to end with egg on your collective faces. Unrelatedly (new word!), learn to be a more aggressive captain as would fit the Number 1 Test Team in the world.
Love,
Neeraj
Also, Sreesanth, you idiot! Should've had NZ at 22/2 and the story could've been different. Now they're about 100/1 and the platform is set for a big total. It should be unacceptable for test bowlers to be bowling no-balls. I'd love to see the explanation. Striving for extra pace? My ass. What, is he trying to bowl at 130.9 kmph instead of 130.1 kmph. That scrawny chump can't unfurl real pace either way. Better to focus on seam and swing.
used2bcool added 8 Minutes and 46 Seconds later...
Agreed wholeheartedly. As much as I hate to say it, the current batch of Indian commentators are ████. Gavaskar and Shastri can be tolerable, but only sometimes. The rest of the interchangeable, cliche-spewing morons can all be burned at the stake for all I care. Laxman Sivaramakrishnan could be hanged in public to make an example for anyone aspiring to be a cricket commentator. At least Sidhu was so bad, he was almost good.
Dear MS/Sachin/Kumble,
Own up to the fact that you used the UDRS horribly the first time around and got shown up by SL who successfully challenged 11 decisions to your 1. Also realise that complaining about umpiring right after you and your board spurned the UDRS is likely to end with egg on your collective faces. Unrelatedly (new word!), learn to be a more aggressive captain as would fit the Number 1 Test Team in the world.
Love,
Neeraj
Also, Sreesanth, you idiot! Should've had NZ at 22/2 and the story could've been different. Now they're about 100/1 and the platform is set for a big total. It should be unacceptable for test bowlers to be bowling no-balls. I'd love to see the explanation. Striving for extra pace? My ass. What, is he trying to bowl at 130.9 kmph instead of 130.1 kmph. That scrawny chump can't unfurl real pace either way. Better to focus on seam and swing.
used2bcool added 8 Minutes and 46 Seconds later...
The Zaheer one was gone, it hit the pad on the way through just before the bat, it's just the two Indian commentators who were on air at the time were pretty much as one eyed as the Aussie commentators are. With the Aussie ones you love listening to them because they're so one eyed, but no offense but I just can't stand the Indian ones, couldn't stand the BNG ones in the BNG series either. One of the Indian dudes was alright, but a few of them were terrible to listen to last test.
Agreed wholeheartedly. As much as I hate to say it, the current batch of Indian commentators are ████. Gavaskar and Shastri can be tolerable, but only sometimes. The rest of the interchangeable, cliche-spewing morons can all be burned at the stake for all I care. Laxman Sivaramakrishnan could be hanged in public to make an example for anyone aspiring to be a cricket commentator. At least Sidhu was so bad, he was almost good.