There are no online quitters!
The thread has been removed as it is hurtfull to call someone a quitter. We don't even speak about them here. These are human beings too who can't help but behave the way they do and need to be treated with care and compassion.
The correct terminology in fact is: Dissatisfied Individuals Conspiring to Keep Hopeful the Emancipation of Ashes Detachment Syndrome(
D.I.C.K.H.E.A.D.S)
I have also understood, through my inside links
, that the patch will ensure that a health warning will appear in the online players lounge:
"Warning! Before you play online we are required to issue the following health statement: The following action could result in severe headache and a feeling of utter sickness and frustration. Please also be aware that
PGE (Premature Gaming Eject-ulation) is a serious infliction for many people and needs to be met with understanding. If symptoms persist please see your local health specialist or alternatively read a book."
Which of these fine books would Dr. Dutch recommend for the poor souls suffering from Dissatisfied Individuals Conspiring to Keep Hopeful the Emancipation of Ashes Detachment Syndrome or PGE ?
1. You Are Different and That's Bad
2. The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables
3. Dad's New Wife Robert
4. Fun four-letter Words to Know and Share
5. Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An I-Can-Do-It Book
6. The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking
7. Julie Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her
8. Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence
9. All Cats Go to Hell
10. The Little Sissy Who Snitched
11. Some Kittens Can Fly
12. That's it, I'm Putting You Up for Adoption
13. Grandpa Gets a Casket
14. The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator
15. Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia
16. The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy
17. Strangers Have the Best Candy
18. Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Way
19. You Were an Accident
20. Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will
21. Pop! Goes The Hamster...And Other Great Microwave Games
22. The Man in the Moon Is Actually Satan
23. Your Nightmares Are Real
24. Mamma's on crack and I don't care
25. Eggs, Toilet Paper, and Your School
26. Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?
27. Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things
28. Daddy Drinks Because You Cry