Story The Dr. Pepper Story-Oh Dear...***Ending the story***

I want my rubber ducky!!!!!!! Mate, don't worry about spells where comments dry up. We all have them. Congrats on SOTM, btw :)
 
Chapter 14
The return of the ducky!​

OK first off, let's get the facts straight. Now you arse faced, hairy, dim-witted, dummys, we're going to lay down the facts of the matter. I am your supreme ruler. My thread is stickied which means mine is the best thread in the world. Yeah you heard me right! It's so good you have to do whatever I say.

Now what I want from you little morons is that you follow my every word. Right down to the letter. My first order as ruler of the world is to eat your own trousers. Now of course what you may be wearing may vary. Some may be wearing jeans, others jogging bottoms and some may be trouserless so ofcourse be prepared. WHAT? I can't try and brainwash people. You suck!

In a galaxy very, very near. In fact it's the same galaxy you're in. How convinient. I don't have to translate like I did on that andromeda galaxy. Who knew how many times they used the word "santa". It really was "Santa santa a santa to santa in the santa". Yeah so anyway in this very galaxy, a young rubber ducky sat, still, in the back of an old worn out car.

This young rubber duckawan shall be left nameless for now. We shall get back to him when needed but for now, he is a rubber ducky. If you have any problems with this, please do not hesitate to contact customer service on 09484 3839248934. Thank you.

"ARGHHHHHHHHHHH!"

Tom's scream lasted much, much longer but that would take forever and ever and we don't have that long to be honest. I should've said tbh because it's a forum. What the hell's a forum? Err...I never said forum. Shut up!

"What the f***!?"

"Run to the car! Go go go!"

We ran as fast as we could. I slashed the door open. Three shots came firing at me. They ricocheted off the door and left three huge indentations on it. We got in the car as fast as we could. I did something with the car and just started accelerating as fast I could. I didn't even close the door. We just got out of there as fast as we could.

Gun shots continued. They carried on bouncing off the car. The back glass smashed into pieces. We were prone to any shot now. It was completely dismantled. BANG! We heard a loud noise from our right. I looked through the rear view mirror and the tyres were punctured.

We were slowing down. The car was dropping speed rapidly. Someone was chasing us. I looked through the rear view mirror again and a four by four was after. It was pitch black, like a panther. Chasing us after eyeing us up for so long. It was gaining on us incredibly quickly.

I looked through the mirror again. It was right behind us. I didn't know what to do. I braked! As hard as I could! I braked and the car stopped, burning up the tyres in the process. The car smashed into us. Arghh! We slammed into our air bags. My neck felt like it was broken.

We were in excrutiating pain. Whoever was in the four by four got out the car. They had an assault rifle, it looked like an AK47. I kept checking the mirror but I was blacking out. Everytime I looked they were so much closer. They were right by the door now.

Whoever it was got their gun. They pointed it at me. THEY POINTED THE GUN AT ME! I had a gun to my head. Blood and sweat was mixing together and dripping down my head. I was quickly going unconsious anyway. My neck was crackling. The masked man with the gun, loaded it. He got ready to fire. BANG!
 
WTF!!! I am vSuing you Mani. My head hurts and PES 2008 is slowly installing as I type.
Great update confusing as hell KUTGW.
 
I haven't been in the mood for writing the past few days. When I get back in the mood I'll update it :).
 
Chapter 15
Just a load of crud​

Dun dudum dun dun duduadum...The Dr. Pepper Story! Woah woah dun dun woahahaha la la leee la la. Theeee Doctorrr Pepper Storyyyyy! Dun! Welcome back to the Dr. Pepper Story. When we last left you Dave, Tom, James and I were fearing for our lives as a masked man approached us and was about to shoot me. Did he shoot me? Maybe he did and I'm a ghost. Nah he didn't shoot. So here's what happened btwlolkkthnxbie.

Whoever it was got their gun. They pointed it at me. THEY POINTED THE GUN AT ME! I had a gun to my head. Blood and sweat was mixing together and dripping down my head. I was quickly going unconsious anyway. My neck was crackling. The masked man with the gun, loaded it. He got ready to fire. BANG! I punched him in the stomach and it made a really weird noise lol. It was as if it was made out of beanbags. He fell to the floor in pain after being super winded. It was quite funny indeed.

OK so the masked guy was on the floor crying like James. The gun was a few feet away from him. He realised and tried to reach for it. The masked stranger lunged towards the AK-47 to try and grab it. Dave stamped all over his hand though. His hand was cracking for about ten seconds. What happened was just inhumane...but funny. So the guy is like crying in pain and James picks up the gun. He grabbed it before Tom and Dave did, good decision.

"Where's Shub?"

Only Tom, only he would ask such a question. I spent about an hour explaining to him that someone shot Shubhrayu in the head and blood splattered everywhere and then a masked man chased us, tried to kill us but failed. Eventually, he went to sleep. At least he was quiet I suppose. So after all that we started walking down the street casually.

"OK so what the hell are we supposed to do now?"

I asked. I only expected James to actually answer. As if Tom or Dave would have a plan.

"We go to them."

James answered in a stiff voice. He was looking, well frowning, into the distance. I looked at where he was looking. It was a pigeon. He was trying to act all cool again. Dave punched him to make him stop.

"Who's them?"

"Them."
 
Don't go to them, I mean come on... it is them! ;)

I don't mean this in a bad way, but shouldn't his really be in the Other Games section? Anyways looking forward to finding out what the cliff hanger was about.
 
Hey, I am happy Shub is dead. it just made my Christmas. Did I tell you I've shot myself at an army camp :p Probably best Dave got the gun before me.

I agree with Jaz, this just isn't a cricket story. It's going to become as successful as the Harry Potter books :p
 
I wish you could take this in a camera and telecast it as episodes in TV.. I am sure, you will cross Bill Gates financial status soon only with this story alone :D
 
Unite my minions and get this story back to the top spot!

Dr. Pepper added 13 Minutes and 50 Seconds later...

Chapter 16
It's back...again​

"Who's them?"

Tom had woken from his sleep. And out of nowhere Treva appeared again. It was weird. Everything just seemed to happen for us out of nowhere. Even a road was made from scratch leading us to a cricket ground. Weird place for people called "them" to be hiding I thought to myself. Yeah. Or did I say it?

"Them."

OK this was seriously starting to piss me off. I was about crack James' skull in a minute. The b****** just pissed me off for some reason. I don't know why. He just did. It wasn't as if he did anything really wrong, he was just one of them people that were hated. The n**head.

"OK, OK. I'll tell you who "they" are once we get there as long as you don't hit me for the rest of the day. We're going to that Cricket Ground right ahead of us. We'll be there very soon, in like two minutes."

"No deal!"

Dave couldn't handle the wait of punching James. Seriously, who could? Dave punched James in the stomach while we stood infront of the ground. We were right in front of the double doors. They were a wonderful white colour with gold parts all around. It was like the doors to a castle or something. I slammed the door open! BANG!
 
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