Story The Dr. Pepper Story-Oh Dear...***Ending the story***

[Dr. Pepper]

"NOOOO!" Dave pressed the red button! What was wrong with the red button! Why am I still exclaiming!?

"NOOOO!" James was still screaming like a little sissy girl. Sometimes I seriously wonder if he is. Seriously. "Stop screaming and tell me what's wrong?"
"DAVE PRESSED THE RED BUTTON!"
"I can see that you idiot! What's wrong with the red button."
"The red button opens the black hole to everyone in the universe. It sucks everything into it. This is the end of life as we know it!"
"Ahhh c***." Just great, Dave just had to get his hands on life. The second last person you'd want to have, the first being Tom. Oh yeah, Tom was still somewhere in Russia. "Nice going Dave, you n**."
"Not my fault."
"You are an absolute-"

That's where...

 

[adyhorn]

When will I be mentioned. Only joking mate, love your weird sense of humour.

 

[shantanu_rooney]

Again loved the sense of humour you have...Loving the season 2 and looks great also...KUTGW

 

[Dr. Pepper]

Chapter 7
Filling in the blanks​

As I stared blankly at James for about five minutes, I couldn't help but think about pancakes. I'm really hungry now...be right back. I'm back, with Wheetos on its own. They're better without the milk. Anyway...

"Before you start with your sciency crap, tell me what happened or I'll beat you to a broken compooper."

"OK so here's what happened..."

DISCLAIMER: This is a flashback episode. If you are fat, your name is Tom or you are just plain ignorant...please leave. Thank you.

"OK do you remember what when Shubrayu told you to jump out of the helicopter?"

I nodded, intreiged at where this was going. James actually had something worthy to say for once instead of "I am a tomato headed geek." What a geek I thought to myself.

Suddenly Shubrayu entered the room with KFC! YESS I LOVE KFC! I...err...mean...yay, KFC.

"If you haven't brought the popcorn chicken and zinger meal, I'll beat you up."

Shubrayu laughed at me and assured me he had brought them. He knew what I wanted, and if he didn't he'd have words with Mr. Potato Head...who? Never mind. Let's eat. Err...cut to the advert.

Mmmm tasty...​

OK we're back from the break and here it is. The story of what happened and blah blah blah. Just one of those lazy flashback episodes...God I hate those. I mean back to the story...

"Shubrayu told you to jump. You had no other option. The bodyguards were pointing guns to your heads. His look sent a strange, nerving shudder down your spine. You put your arms to your sides unwillingly and just leaned forward. I remember you screamed "S***!" for a very, very, very long time.

You were going at like 100 miles per hour. The only thing was, you fell 10 feet hah. The fall was tiny, you just tripped when you fell and landed on your head. You were taken to the hospital to have yourself checked out.

It turns out you were fine. Just needed three stitches on your head. We set all this up to try and prank you but Treva messed it all up. Nice going Treva, Mr. Monobrow."

The fact that even James was mocking Treva said a lot.

"So anyway, you woke up, we pranked you up until the point where Treva blurted it all out and that's that."

"Wait a second. Who's Treva and Gabriel?"

Gabriel was shocked in delight at the fact that he'd been mentioned in this episode...I mean he'd been mentioned.

"Gabriel was your doctor who made sure you were OK. Clearly you are and he can just mysteriously leave into the distance and never come back. Bye."

Gabriel mysteriously vanished into the distance never to come back. Ahh well, he was a geek while he lasted.

"Treva is the guy we met in the car park when we took you to the hospital. He has a passion for cricket too. Guess what, he's the coach of Yorkshire."

"R-hi-hi-hi-heally?"

Anyone who says that was a rip off from Ace Ventura will have a little talking to. I'll bash them up good that they won't be able to eat anymore. I just had one more question for James...

"Who's Shubrayu then? Is he really from the FBI? He seems shifty so I'm guessing he's a geek...or something."

To find out the answer to that, please send your credit card details to-BEEP! We got cut off again! I'll kill them b*******!

 

[KBC]

Gabriel lol

this is real life story simulation. Enough said and good luck!

 

[surendar]

Stories with humors always attract the readers.. This is turning out well. Good luck

 

[Dr. Pepper]

Chapter 8
Bye bye world​

"Who's Shubrayu then? Is he really from the FBI? He seems shifty so I'm guessing he's a geek...or something."

I looked up at James and he looked at me like a fat pig. You fat pig! I'll eat you! I'll goddaming eat you! Err anyway...

"He is part of the FBI, yes."

Dave suddenly had some evil venom in his eyes. More evil than usual. Much more. He picked his arm with one hand and got his hand out of his mouth with the other.

"ARGHHHH! ANSWER THE QUESTION FULLY!!! I'LL KILL YOUUU!!!"

He turned James around and gave him an extreme super duper wedgy. Ouch...That was just one of those things that aren't even funny. I actually felt sorry for James.

Ouch...​

James spent three hours in the Emergency Room being treated for extreme wedgy burns. After the three hours, he spent about five days crying on his hospital bed.

After he woke up I asked him the question again about Shubhrayu and this time, he did the smart thing and answered properly.

"Shubhrayu is an FBI agent. He was onto me. He knew I was hacking into government files for research."

"You were hacking into government files!"

I was shocked, where as Dave was smiling. He was impressed by James hacking into the government. Says a lot about Dave doesn't it.

"For research!"

"You t***! If you were hacking into government files, why bring us into it!?"

What an absolute a** hole! Why would you do that?! Yeah if it was us hacking into government files we'd bring James into it as well to make him go down with us, but that's not the point now is it?

"That's not even the problem! The problem is DAVE PRESSED THE RED BUTTON!

The red button has caused the vortex to another dimension to open up. Why is that a problem you ask? The problem is that this vortex is going to get bigger and bigger until eventually it gets so big it sucks in the whole universe all together."

Stupid Dave.
​

"Well can't you stop it?"

"To be able to do that I'd need the top lab and all the equipment possible."

Someone entered the room at just that moment. It was Shubhrayu. He had these really big sunglasses, he was acting like Horatio from CSI: Miami. Next thing you know, he'll have ginger hair.

"That can be arranged James."

"ARRGHGHHHH! MY RUBBER DUCKY IS HUNGRY!"

What? Tom hadn't said anything in the whole episode and he needed to do something. So did the rubber ducky. I'm not paying them for nothing...Well I'm not paying them at all. Shut up!

 

[shantanu_rooney]

Very funny pic Mani and great update again. When is the cricket gonna come mate. I am running our of patience now. Bring some cricket now..

Great updates as usual Mani

 

[Dr. Pepper]

If all goes as planned, Cricket is just around the corner. Of course the storyline has to build up to the point instead of just randomly occurring.

 

[Kiko_97]

Lol@Duck!
10

 

[Highlander999]

Quack...quack

 

[Dr. Pepper]

Sorry for no updates for the past two days, I've been busy doing work (seriously! ). I've been in the mood for writing but I couldn't . Might squeeze in an update today.

 

[treva]

You seriously have something missing in that head of yours! This is just insane lol. Ahh well, good work, I suppose

 

[Abhas]

Whoaa!! This is getting more and more confusing

 

[Dr. Pepper]

Chapter 9
The story re-written part I​

OK so Dave pressed the red button, yeah we all know that jeez. The world is gunna do something or other, I think it's going to die. It's all because of Dave...and James. The geek! James was talking science mumbo jumbo with Shubhrayu.

We left the hospital and got in Shubrayu's car. I called shotgun. James was crying because he said it first but I beat him up and pushed him to the back. I never noticed before but James had a weird scar on his face. Come to think about it, he didn't have it before. It was like Harry Potter lol.

"Oi James. What's that scar on your face?"

James looked at me in disappointment. For once, I didn't know what he was disappointed about. Usually he was disappointed at me doing something stupid but this time I asked a logical question. He sighed.

"This is going to complicate everything even more. However I will tell you. The truth is, I'm from the future."

Dave looked up at James and punched him. He called him a liar...among other things.

"No you're not you t***."

"I thought you wouldn't believe me. It's true though. How do you think I got the scar? How do you think I got you to Russia? How do you think I got you all here now? I'm from the future."

I was shocked and at the same time, pissed off. Everything I knew didn't make sense anymore. My whole life was questionable. It was all because of James the geek!

"So nothing makes sense anymore. You better explain everything again or I'll beat you up."

"OK here we go. It all began a year ago. I was experimenting a new chemical formula but I accidentally spilled it. The spill caused a reaction on me. It was devastating. I was mutating into a monster. I had to go to the future and find a cure. In retrospect, finding a cure in modern times would've been easier but ahh well.

I was biking down a road when I fell from a bump. I got up and picked up what was in my way. It was some sort of device. The device was encrypted with a mega code. I took it home to examine it.

I spent months trying to crack the code and eventually I did suceed. The code unlocked the universe. I could do anything and everything, with no consequences...or so I thought.

I went to the future and what I found was catostrophic."

"What happened?"

END OF PART I