Little Johnny came running into the house and asked, "Mommy, can little girls have babies?"
"No," said his mom, "Of course not."
Little Johnny then ran back outside and his mom heard him yell to his friends, "It's okay, we can play that game again!"
Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband:Sure, what are my choices?
Wife :Yes and no.
Paddy and his missus are lying in bed listening to the next door neighbor's dog barking.
It had been barking for hours and hours.
Suddenly, Paddy jumps out of bed and says, "I've had enough of this," and goes downstairs.
Paddy finally comes back up to bed and his wife says, "The dog is still barking. What have you been doing?"
Paddy says, "I've put their dog in our yard - now we'll see how THEY like it!"
"How was your blind date?" a college student asked her roommate.
"Terrible!" the roommate answered. "He showed! up in his 1932 Rolls Royce."
"Wow! That's a very expensive car. What's so bad about that?"
"He was the original owner."
I got that too, but I don't see anything to laugh in that.I got Bilals earlier joke. Whats a Polar Bear doing in the Jungle??![]()
lol...nice one...
Q. Whats the stupidest animal in the jungle???
Ans. Polar bear![]()
The English Cricket team.