Downright Donkeys Team Thread - 2009

[ZoraxDoom]

It was starting to rust. We got a brand new, gold plated, diamond encrusted, multi-purpose drink mixer instead.

 

[Will_NA]

Hi, all. I just wanted to say your team sucks balls. Thanks. Okay, bye.

 

[Therbs]

And good day to you my peasant friend. We wil enjoy our champagne and lobster luncheon without your tawdry presence.

 

[KBC]

Hey monks, good day, Have i any beer left?

 

[Therbs]

Yep, we just got a shipment of Burnsy Best Bitter, the beer that bites. Drink up boys, we're on a streak!

 

[Burnsy1]

It's a home brew it is

Well week out this week hopefully we can have a good return from the break next week.

 

[Therbs]

Next week is going to be a corker. We've still got some Burnsy's Best on tap and the yacht's going vey nicely at the moment. We're soon to install the Metal Storm mounts on the gun deck to deter any unwelcome visitors.

 

[ZoraxDoom]

When did we get the gun deck installed?

Right team, I must once again refocus your attention onto the following thread:
http://www.planetcricket.org/forums/planetcricket-cricsim-league/new-average-upgrades-54797.html

I've just spent the last few minutes tabulating our total posts so far, and the results are as follows:

Me - 38
Foxy - 5
KBC - 19
WHM - 17
Therbs - 33
Panda - 2
Burnsy - 4


Fairly un-impressive work. I got in touch with our team of bookies, and they want us to win a few matches for a change. Seems we've been doing our job a little too well, people are starting to get suspicious. So all I can say is start posting, and start shaping up. Win a handful of these games and we're set for the next 2 seasons.

 

[Therbs]

Geez, this is a big call. I can understand why people would become suspicious. We'd better keep our inspectors happy.
The gun deck was put in when we had some trouble with pirates. Thought we'd be better off blasting their boat out of the water before they came on board and messed up the bar.

 

[ZoraxDoom]

Ah. That makes sense. Although I would have rather invited them on board for some rigged Texas Hold'em, win their boat, and make them walk the plank. How awesome would a Donkey's fleet be?


And everyone, each of you have to strive to achieve 48 posts in Match Threads by the 8th week of this season. I'll let you know when exactly that is in a moment, but it's sufficient to say that some of you have got a lot of work to do. So I say it's time we do it in the Donkey spirit. Time for us to do what we are best at. Spamming up the Cricsim Forum!

 

[Leicester Fox]

Posting completely of my own accord because I really do have something valuable to contribute.

 

[Burnsy1]

Well there's not always something to post in reply to or about. If we can get conversations going I'm sure we can all raise our posting levels.

 

[Therbs]

Conversations are fine. What we need to do is decide on what to get next. Another yacht? We already have our corporate jet and waterfront bar. Another yacht would be pretty cool. When one's getting cleaned we just use the other.

 

[ZoraxDoom]

Like I said, a Donkey's Fleet would be awesome.

We should be carrying these conversations out in the Match threads. Spam them up real nice like. It would be fun to actually go one who match thread posting like insane, but not have one post relating to the match.


So it shall be! Out challenge for the upcoming OD match against Indian Warriors and FC match against Pakistani Legends would be to have about 50 posts from all members of this team combined for each thread, but not one (barring the lineups) should be relating to the match situation!

Game on!

 

[Therbs]

A cunning plan indeed!