So that's the dickhead who's to blame for the long-ball nonsense! And that right there is the blueprint for the way forwards. Finally, although I adore the new Wembley (it's much, much, much easier to get into and out of and around than the old Wembley), I agree with the idea that all the money that went into it would've been better to put it into coaching, academies, Centres of Excellence, whatever you want to call them.
And now a couple of questions from me. The new Coaching academy opening is a good thing - but who's coaching the coaches? Spanish? Brazilians? Germans? Or the descendants of Mr Hughes?
Just now I'm watching a recording of You're On Sky Sports - and they're saying that one of the reasons Andy Murray is doing so well is when he was young, he was sent to a Spanish academy - and should we do that with our footballers? My answer is no - it wouldn't be a long-term fix.
Secondly - do our kids practice penalties on a regular basis? Surely that would help a lot with the penalty curse?
One more thing - we did it again, didn't we? We all said that the young players should start more often - yet how often did Oxlaide Chamberlain start? Once, was it?
I was happy during the tournament because my team winning is a cause for happiness in my eyes, whether that's Man Utd, or because its so much rarer, England. But at no stage, did I really think we were looking anything like the real deal. France was a good start, but we can see from the rest of the tournament how mediocre they were as well. One mediocre team cancelling out another, and the much vaunted defensive organisation vanished after the first half against Sweden.
Finally, remember Terry Venables' 'Christmas Tree'? He stuck with it regardless of all the ridicule and look at the result: literally within inches, or a coat of paint, of the final of Euro 1996. Now we're back with 4-4 bloody 2.
I said it before - even when playing Fifa, if I play 4-5-1 or 5-4-1, there seem to be more options, more overlapping going on! What does that say to you?
Edit: One note of optimism for the future: as shown in Euro 2012 no one can really match England's 'thou shalt not pass' attitude, that flows through the blood of all Englishmen. Add to that technical ability, and we'd be looking pretty damn good.