TAOC - Commentary Lines

[Brett_Lee]

Okay i have got somemore commentary lines from battrick. The ones from previous post are still in this document.

PS: Im pretty sure we would be allowed to use them because the users of battrick made them up and submitted them not the makers of the game

 

[Gilly Fan]

You probably should've put spaces at the end of the commentary. Because It looks all yuck and is hard to read. Good work though.

 

[Brett_Lee]

Lol okay i changed it. There is now a space between every line!

 

[Monty57]

"Oh my thats unlucky- he hit it straight down the ground and has hit the unpire on the foot-I think hes broken it!"

 

[waraa]

Once when simon katich dropped three catches in a match, rameez raja said.."he should be renamed simon 'catch it' "

I think TAOC should include the commentators harping on abt nothing in particular in between deliveries.

 

[Will_NA]

I agree

'You shouldn't be bowling short on this pitch. On this wicket, the pull is easier than Paris Hilton'

 

[Jaztheman]

'Shouldn't play straight on this pitch, it's as hard as telling Michael Jackson no!'

 

[andy82]

When the batsman is hit in the box area:

Awwwwwwwww the missus will not be happy about that!

 

[somersetccc]

Start the Pedalo...It's all over...

 

[Will_NA]

haha!!

start the car...launch the pedalo

 

[lancashire666]

for T20..

its January sales time.....everthing must go

 

[Left_Hander]

"Shot! When Thomas gets home tonight he will want to check out today's games highlights because that shot is sure to feature in them."

One of my lines from Battrick

 

[Gilly Fan]

Bowling lesson number 72: If you bowl there, you will be punished. Four to add to the total.

Courtesy of Battrick.

 

[smssia0112]

From Dennis Commetti in AFL but could be used in cricket too: "What a great pickup, even Giovanni Casanova woul be proud."

 

[Gilly Fan]

The sequel was better than the original! Another 6! (After he hits 2 sixes in a row.)