He's got onto that one like Anna Nicole-Smith onto a billionaire
He's smashed that over the bowlers head for si...actually, no, it's caught at gully!
Ensuring protection of middle stump is a top priority in Tests, ODIs and sex.
That one bounced up and struck him in the crotch! That was funnier than a New Zealand sheep joke!
The bowler appeals vigorously for leg before, and it's given! We'll have to assume the umpire wasn't watching for that one, because that is a stinker of a call.