TAOC - Commentary Lines

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40.6 . Walton to Vusi
I've just received a letter from a Mr Jenkins asking where I got my tie from. Well Mr Jenkins, it was a present from my wife who bought it from M&S.
 
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Six: Oh! That's gone for a biggie!!! He has smashed that 10 rows back. Nice catch by the gentleman there. Good catch, Sir.
 
four: smashed! that pretty much sums it up.
six: well this bowler's gotta answer to his skipper for that one. out of the ground.
bowled: well, dear me, stumps have left the building via a fantastic delivery.
caught: that is a textbook catch. one for the ages.
run-out: what a stupid idea that was from the non-striker.
 
Six: FETCH THAT! HALF A DOZEN, 10 ROWS BACK!
 
He's sniffing out bad deliveries like a drug addict, that one's smashed to the boundary for four!
 
He's got onto that one like Anna Nicole-Smith onto a billionaire
He's smashed that over the bowlers head for si...actually, no, it's caught at gully!
Ensuring protection of middle stump is a top priority in Tests, ODIs and sex.
That one bounced up and struck him in the crotch! That was funnier than a New Zealand sheep joke!
The bowler appeals vigorously for leg before, and it's given! We'll have to assume the umpire wasn't watching for that one, because that is a stinker of a call.
 
OUT: Not good, not good at all, poor shot selection and he deserved that result

Half Century: Hes battled through to fifty. His team will hope he can build on this
 

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