Top Gear's back! [Vote on the best Stig line ever]

Choose your favourite Stig quote of all time.

  • He once threw a microwave at a tramp.

    Votes: 8 8.0%
  • He realised before anyone that Jade Goody was a racist, pig-faced, waste of blood and organs.

    Votes: 23 23.0%
  • He once punched a horse to the ground.

    Votes: 3 3.0%
  • He is confused by stairs.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • He urinates 98 RON petrol.

    Votes: 8 8.0%
  • Jimmy Carter wants him dead.

    Votes: 3 3.0%
  • He is stumped by clouds.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • If he could be bothered, he could crack the Da Vinci code in 43 seconds.

    Votes: 12 12.0%
  • The outline of his left nipple is exactly the same shape as the N?rburgring.

    Votes: 10 10.0%
  • If given an important job to do, he'll skive off and play croquet.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • His first name really is "The".

    Votes: 8 8.0%
  • If he went on Celebrity Love Island, they'd all be pregnant, including the cameramen.

    Votes: 25 25.0%

  • Total voters
    100
getting chased by those people was funny, and it ended on a kinda sad note, the cow bit was HILARIOUS!!!
 
duded64 said:
getting chased by those people was funny, and it ended on a kinda sad note, the cow bit was HILARIOUS!!!

ye lol totally agree

just so funny the cow bit, and the rednecks...only in America lmao

I loved it when Clarkson said, "in some parts, I think they are beginning to mate with vegetables" :D
 
Only just spotted this thread...glad I did :) .
Top Gear is one of my favourite programs, and now, what with Top Gear at 8, 24 at 9 and Lost at 10 my Sunday evening is complete :cool: .

As for the quotes on Stig, they're all hilarious. Very funny :D
 
"Some say he's a CIA experiment gone wrong and he only ever eats cheese. No its not the Stig, it's his American cousin -Fat Stig! "

That's the latest one!
 
Just for those who are interested, Top Gear has been breaking rating records!!

Quite obviously, the Richard Hammond factor really helped the first episode

Ratings

Ep1: 7.9 million (now finalised as 8.13 million) This is just the Sunday broadcast.
Ep2: 6.9 million
Ep3: 6.1 million

Yes it has slipped a bit, but this is far above anything Top Gear has ever seen before! And we've probably already seen BBC2's most watched show of the year! :D
 
Tomorrows previews look hilarious, yet again.

We see more cars this week and a star in a reasonably priced car.
 
whats on the ad? i havent seen it yet so please describe it, or can i find it on the net somewere?
 
duded64 said:
whats on the ad? i havent seen it yet so please describe it, or can i find it on the net somewere?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/topgear/show/nextepisode.shtml
 
Burma's Finest said:
If you're not watching yet..... why aren't you?!
Because I didnt realise what the time was :eek:

Thanks

(2mins late though :p)
 
this one looks good, shame i dont like all the technical stuff :(. but the space thing looks funny.
 
I just hope this three-wheeler they are putting into space isn't Stevie's. He'll be furious.
 

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