Story 'N' Einstein Story - FP T20 vs Glam - Part 1

[MaD]

Pwned! (Part 2)

I felt pretty damn awesome after that sexy half century, the team had a much better attitude towards me now, some of them even hugged me a few times! Bharath was pretty happy too but I guess he didn't get as much praise as me, even though he did get more runs than me. I honestly just hated the bowling part of the match, Arjun already told me that I wasn't going to get any overs today and that just made it sound even worse! I just found it really boring! Just standing, touching the ball like 1 or 2 times, it wasn't my cup of tea. Heck, I was pretty good at catching and all that but besides that, it's pretty boring!

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Oh sweet! What a ball! Kiran is just beastly, that guy looks pretty sad, that make me happy! Everyone was running on to congratulate and the crowd was pretty damn wild! I decided to go up behind him and pick him up!

Dang that was embarrassing, I went behind him, but he was too heavy for me, thank god nobody was watchin, but he did give me a pretty strange look...

Oh my! Kiran's on a roll! Another wicket and it hasn't even been an over! I knew this guy was beast! This I time, I decided to just hold back and let everyone else go along, nobody like to look retarded...

Well that wasn't a long wait, that was pretty good bowling by Bharath, the batsman would've never saw it coming, that spun like 5 whole centimeters! Well I would've probably smashed that one out of the ground anyhow...

Great job Bharath
Thanks Napoleon, you wanna have a bowl
Nah, i'd better not, haven't practiced for a pretty long time, don't even know if I can spin anymore, anyways, you guys are goin great
Up to you, lets go guys, keep it up!

Well it's about time! Finally another bloody wicket, those guys were beginning to get into the game, we wouldn't want that to happen, pretty secure victory now I reckon, Bangalore are really gonna have to stress tight and start smashing the ball if they wanna get even close to taking away our victory. Everyone looks pretty relaxed and calm, the crowd's pretty bored, these guys can't hit out bowlers for crap! No wonder why nobody cares about KPL, it's so damn boring, this league is way out of my league, I don't belong here!

Dang! That last guy was pretty good in fact, I wanted to see him go on, the first 6 of the match, finally some entertainment for the crowd, too bad the match had to end, although I guess it's kind of a relief, my first match for Mangalore, a success!

Great job guys, good game
Nice win, great batting Napoleon
Uh, thanks
Ah Napoleon, how do you think it went today?
Well it was pretty damn fun out there, watchin the bowlers was pretty boring but I guess it was there time
Impressive bowling by your team today
Ofcource! Kiran was freakin awesome and uh... that other guy was also good
What other guy?
Well, I don't really know everyone's name yet...
Oh yes, that's right, great debut out there today
Yeah, thanks, I guess I was pretty lucky with a few get away's, had some awesome fun too!
Well congrats on the win
Thanks again

Sweet! My first interview, only for KPL but heck, an interview is an interview whatever it is, I wonder what Arjun thought of us...

Great job everyone, good job Bharath, well deserved Man of the Match, great job Kiran, Moinuddin, Excellent work guys, I want you all to go home and have a nice rest, we'll take about this in training, Napoleon hand back would ya

Dang, I was hoping to get out first...

Ah, Napoleon
Yes...
Great job out there today, really proud of it, so I guess we'll see you next match
Yeah sure, is that all
Yeah, you can head on now
Ok... thanks

Coaches these days...​

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[Varun]

Dang that was embarrassing, I went behind him, but he was too heavy for me, thank god nobody was watchin, but he did give me a pretty strange look...

:rtfl Great writing!

Kiran looks like Praveen Kumar!

 

[riz7khan12]

that spun like 5 whole centimeters! Well I would've probably smashed that one out of the ground anyhow...

:laugh:laugh great update mate,

was hoping you would FAIL miserably though

 

[pcfan123]

I hope Napoleon plays Rangee Trophy soon, can't take much more of this mickey mouse nonsense. Napoleon > Bharath btw

 

[Varun]

I hope Napoleon plays Rangee Trophy soon, can't take much more of this mickey mouse nonsense. Napoleon > Bharath btw

Rangee or Ranji?

 

[MaD]

Deodhar Trophy?

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Dang it, my head hurts like hell! That's what happens in a hang over aye? I knew Kiran was one of those jolly fellows, bringin those chicks to my place, what was I thinking? I barely remember what happened last night, how much did I have?

Oh my god! Who the hell is that in my bed! Wait a sec, this isn't my apartment! Ah crap! And there's the phone,

Ello?
Napoeon? is that you?
Yeah...
You don't sound too good
You don't wanna know...
What are you doing Napoleon?
What?
What have you turned in to!
What!
KPL? Chicks? Hung overs? Is that your new life?
Well you people don't give me many options! Who the hell are you anyway?
Rocky Barbara
Really? Dang! Central Zone Coach!
Yea, that's me...
You lead CZ to victory, 3 times in a row!
Yes, that's right...
You took them from last place to first place in 2 seasons!
Yeah, okay I get the point!
Right... So what?
Well, as yousaid, we were number 1 once upon a time...
Yeah! You took them from last in seas-
Yes ok! Shutup and listen!
Sorry
After some time, every one earned a place in the international side, Piyush, Rudra, Pankaj, Naman, we're pretty lucky to still have Raina on our side and now, we find it pretty damn hard to get to the top, they all abandoned us for some reason, went to play County cricket or International cricket and some even got bought by the opposition, and now, it's time I found a new face, to help us...
So?
Argh, how drunk are you!
I don't actually remember to be honest...
Well, I want you to join Central Zone for the Deodhar Trophy!
Serious?
No I called you for no reason!
Son of a!
I'm serious you idiot!
Oh... Well i'm honoured, i'll join!
Our first match is in 2 days at Lokandle Park, i've seen you play before, come and we'll see how you go against real bowlers!
Ok bye
See you there

Sweet! Ah crap! What do I say to Arjun? I can't think right now... I guess it wouldn't matter if I stayed in bed with this random person for now... can't be stuffed to get up..​

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[riz7khan12]

oh napoleon einstein naughty naughty boy ... it'll be great to see how arjun reacts to this. and just when he earned the trust of his team mates.

 

[Varun]

Why would a central zone coach would ask anyone to join west zone?

 

[MaD]

Aha! You passed the test

 

[MaD]

Oh man...

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Oh boy, what am I meant to say? Sorry Arjun, I quit? Sorry, my leg hurts, I can't play KPL? KPL sucks so i'm going to play in the Deodhar Trophy? Mangalore sounds like a group of gays so i'm going to join Central Zone? This is gonna be harder than I thought, dammit i'm depressed! I shouldn't be streesed! I'm going to play for Central Zone! WOOOOOOOO!!!! Well that didn't work... Come on, how hard could it be? He'll understand, surely, I mean, what would he do? As if he would choose Mangalore over Centeral Zone, heck, let's do it! Before I got the chance to call, my phone rang,

Hello?
Hey! Napoleon! Wassup!
Oh.. Hey Kiran
What's the matter? You sound depressed...
Yeah, uh... I need to tell you something
So do I!
You go first...
Ok, how crazy was last night aye?
I don't really remember anythin...
Oh yeah, ofcourse, you were so freakin drunk!
Did I do something too stupid?
Not overly stupid... but how was the wake up?
I don't know how I got there, and who the hell was that sleeping with me?
Just one of my girls... you know how it is... Anyway, what did you wanna say?
Well, I got a call from Rock-
ROCKY!! The Central Zone Coach! The guy that led CZ to victory 3 times in a row, Rocky?
Yes him... anyway, he wants me to join CZ...
That's great news!!
It is?
Ofcourse!
Well that's a relief
Good, so training on tomorrow, be there on time!
Huh? I just said i'm joining CZ...
So? Oh! You're not leaving Mangalore are you!?
Well I gotta...
Oh my ^&^%$%^&!! How could you!
Well, take it from my Point of view, would you let down such a good opportunity?
Yes! Well probably not but you just joined!
I know but there's nothing I can do...
Whatever you think's best Napoleon... good luck with the future
Oh come on! Don't gimme that, how could I do this when you sound so down?
Well what do you expect?
Thanks anyway Kiran...
I guess it was great while it lasted, good luck Napoleon
Thanks Kiran...

Well, not the best take but I guess he took it pretty well in the end... I'm not sure if Arjun'll be able to take it the same way however, i guess I might as well get it over and done with then,

Hello
Hey sir, it's Napoleon
Ah! Napoleon my boy! What's up? You sound down...
Well sir, you see... I got a call from Rocky Barbara yesterday and-
Wait... The Rocky Barbara? The guy that took CZ from bottom to top in 2 season and won them 3 consecutive trophies?
Yes that's him... he said that they need a new gun and well... he wants me to join CZ
Wow! That's great!
Yes sir, I don't think you see the point, I have to JOIN CZ...
Yeah! That's fantastic! I'll see you at training tomorrow and we'll tell the whole team about this, i'm sure they'll be glad!
No sir, I have to join CZ FULLTIME....
WHAT!! You're leaving Mangalore already!!??
Please sir, i'm sorry but it's a great opportunity!
This is how it always is... I hunt down some ownage players to join us and these rick bastards just take em away!
Look sir, try to understand...
I get Napoleon, Mangalore is just sum crappy team, Centeral Zone'll be a great opportunity for you, good luck son
Well.. Thanks sir
Please tell the tea---

Oh well, it's over now, I had to do it eventually, this is how life works right? You have to break some hearts to fulfill your dream and this is my path..

 

[riz7khan12]

:laugh napoleon now looks like ganguly, hopefully he fails at central and has to come crawling back to mangalore

 

[MaD]

He'll fail eventually, just not today

 

[pcfan123]

He's already failed in the looks department, but I guess thats not under his control.

 

[MaD]

No need to be slack to the poor fellow

 

[Varun]

Please tell the tea---

tea---- ? what is it?