TAOC - Commentary Lines

[viral1991]

If you guys would like to hear some lines for the commentary in a Pakistani-American accent, drop me a PM.

Dropping a PM is better than dropping a catch!

 

[ZoraxDoom]

Lines can always be borrowed from BT. Infact, just send the BT team a BT Mail/Email, and I'm sure they won't mind. You can advertise BT a bit too...

 

[RIPPA MATE]

how about:

That was so wide it almost hit the square leg umpire

Spiffing absolutly Spiffing shot!

 

[Will_NA]

"There's no doubt he can bat"
"Oh, superb"
"Clean through"
"You miss, I hit"
"Dot ball, pressure's building"
"Six dorothys in that over, another maiden"
"Wohohoho!!!"
"They're up but the umpire's unmoved"
"It's a big hit.....but not big enough"
"A big heave - ho over cow corner for.....six!!!"

 

[fs740]

"It's a monster hit" by rammez raja on inzamam ul haq & abdul razzaq
"Here comes the big lunch" by rameez raja on inzamam ul haq

 

[BigCrickNan]

"I wish my wife was as rough as this pitch"

 

[Will_NA]

"I wish my wife was as rough as this pitch"

Ah - hem. that will push the rating from 3+ to 16+

 

[King Pietersen]

some classic mark nicolas comments have to be put in, like:
"that is one of the great balls"
"ooo its a monster"
"there's risk in that shot, but it is maximum"

mark nicolas ftw tbh

 

[Will_NA]

'start the car'
'it's not over til the fat lady sings....but she's warming up'
'that's not a six....that's a twelve!'
'can we have our ball back, please?'
'he's such a beautiful hooker' (pun intended)
'out the middle, out the ground'

A discussion:

Comm 1: What is so good about his batting?

Comm 2: Well, he plays all around the wicket playing especially well straight. It's as if he bases his batting AROUND his straight game. But he never fails to capitalise on wide deliveries. That's what makes him such a good player.

Comm 1: So, it's important to try and play as straight as possible?

Comm 2: Definitely

 

[pickle]

how about some classic bill lawry, eg.
bang, crack, crash when a boundary is hit or how he goes ballistic when a wicket falls, GOTTIM, YES

 

[Will_NA]

it's not pretty but is sure effective

 

[w3lshrugby]

Boycott:

"Out...out...out! No feet, swinging delivery. He was playing down Picadilly but the ball was on Bakerloo!"

 

[manee]

Do you want me to post my huge list of lines again?

"Good pace by [insert name here]"

"Rip snorter"

"If that is not out, my aunty is my uncle"

 

[Simbazz]

"When that lad hits it, it sure as hell stays hit,"

 

[Will_NA]

'That ball's tagged up and on its way out of the ground'
'He must get all the women, he's a brilliant puller'
'There are no fielders out there'
'Glenn McGrath gets hit for yet another 6'